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加拿大技术移民：移民官最爱提的问题 1. What is your occupation?-begging2. What is your intended occupation in Canada?-Begging3. What kind of QUALIFICATION did you get?.-CEB = Chief Executive Begger4. What university did you graduate from?-China Begging Schoo.5. What is your major?-Global Begging in modern society.6. Since you have graduated from the university for more than 10 years, how can you catch up the fast-growing world?-I always beg in the high street in mordern cities in China, hency I know how fast the world is growing.7. What have you learnt in your university?-The skill of begging, and to the marketing of global begging concept.8. Have the course you studied in the university helped you?-Very much so.9. Can you speak any other language than English and Mandarin?-Oh yes, Italian, Russian, Japanese, Korean, French, Dutch, German etc. You name it. Oh, I nearly forgot I even speak Singlish, you know, its pronunciation is quite different from English.10. Do you have to speak English, write English in your working environment?-Yes, as there are so many foreigners working and travelling in China.11. Have you received any professional training?-Not really. The sort of training I had was mainly on job training.12. Have you received any on-site job training?-Yes, that was just I said above. Please do not repeat the same type of question. Time is money!!!13. Do you have any professional license/certificate?-Yes, via the mobile number stuck on the wall, I got all types of certificates and licenses.14. How did the training help you in your present career?-Being more professional.15. In what company are you working at present?-I am self-employed.16. Can you tell me about your company?-I am working in a one-man-company. If I take vacation, the company is then closed.17. How many employees are there in your companies?-Come on, man, Listen carefully, I told you. There is only ONE person working in this company.18. How long have you been working in the company?-Ua, since I was 5, so you have to count back from my current age from my resume, you know how to calculate, do you!19. How long have you been working in this firm since your graduation?-25 years.20. How long have you been in the position?-40 years.21. Who do you report your work to?-I report to myself.22. What is your position in your company?-Chief Executive Begger.23. How many staffs do you supervise?-One.24. What is the main business of your company? Name of general manager?-I have told you several times already! You make me sick! The core biz of our company is focusing on begging. The general manger is also myself.25. What have you done in your work?-Begging, we have done thing but begging.26. What are your responsibilities?-Begging, consolidating, saving, then begging again.27. What are your achievements?-From having nothing to operating 50 begging training centre in Canada.28. What is your routine work?-I repeat, Begging, consolidating, saving, then begging again.29. Do you have a reference letter from the present employer?-Unfortunately not. But I am very famous.30. After you land in Canada, what sort of job you plan to look for and how long you believe will take you before you can successfully get a job offer?-First of all, I will be visiting 50 Beggining Tranining Centre which I have been operating remotely for quite some time. Now I can have a physical inspection by myself. Of course I will continue my core biz, that will be effective immediately after my landing. And last but not least, I wish I will be more famous in CA than that I was in CN.31. How can you survive in Canada?-Do you think it is still a question after you have leant from my above statement.32. What are you going to do if you cannot find a job in Canada? How will your friends help you?-My kind of job is available all the time, and everywhere. It is not a question that I need help from my friend, as a matter of fact, I will give a helping hand to my friends in CA.33. Do you have any relatives or friends in Canada who could assist you?-I have a lot. But I will try to help them. No worries mate!34. How much transferable funds and other personal assets do you have? Do you have a summary of your assets?-Countless.
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good good study, day day up.加拿大技术移民：移民官最爱提的问题 1. What is your occupation?-begging 2. What is your intended occupation in Canada?-Begging 3. What kind of QUALIFICATION did you get?.-CEB = Chief Executive Begger 4. What university did you graduate from?-China Begging Schoo. 5. What is your major?-Global Begging in modern society. 6. Since you have graduated from the university for more than 10 years, how can you catch up the fast-growing world?-I always beg in the high street in mordern cities in China, hency I know how fast the world is growing. 7. What have you learnt in your university?-The skill of begging, and to the marketing of global begging concept. 8. Have the course you studied in the university helped you?-Very much so. 9. Can you speak any other language than English and Mandarin?-Oh yes, Italian, Russian, Japanese, Korean, French, Dutch, German etc. You name it. Oh, I nearly forgot I even speak Singlish, you know, its pronunciation is quite different from English. 10. Do you have to speak English, write English in your working environment?-Yes, as there are so many foreigners working and travelling in China. 11. Have you received any professional training?-Not really. The sort of training I had was mainly on job training. 12. Have you received any on-site job training?-Yes, that was just I said above. Please do not repeat the same type of question. Time is money!!! 13. Do you have any professional license/certificate?-Yes, via the mobile number stuck on the wall, I got all types of certificates and licenses. 14. How did the training help you in your present career?-Being more professional. 15. In what company are you working at present?-I am self-employed. 16. Can you tell me about your company?-I am working in a one-man-company. If I take vacation, the company is then closed. 17. How many employees are there in your companies?-Come on, man, Listen carefully, I told you. There is only ONE person working in this company. 18. How long have you been working in the company?-Ua, since I was 5, so you have to count back from my current age from my resume, you know how to calculate, do you! 19. How long have you been working in this firm since your graduation?-25 years. 20. How long have you been in the position?-40 years. 21. Who do you report your work to?-I report to myself. 22. What is your position in your company?-Chief Executive Begger. 23. How many staffs do you supervise?-One. 24. What is the main business of your company? Name of general manager?-I have told you several times already! You make me sick! The core biz of our company is focusing on begging. The general manger is also myself. 25. What have you done in your work?-Begging, we have done thing but begging. 26. What are your responsibilities?-Begging, consolidating, saving, then begging again. 27. What are your achievements?-From having nothing to operating 50 begging training centre in Canada. 28. What is your routine work?-I repeat, Begging, consolidating, saving, then begging again. 29. Do you have a reference letter from the present employer?-Unfortunately not. But I am very famous. 30. After you land in Canada, what sort of job you plan to look for and how long you believe will take you before you can successfully get a job offer?-First of all, I will be visiting 50 Beggining Tranining Centre which I have been operating remotely for quite some time. Now I can have a physical inspection by myself. Of course I will continue my core biz, that will be effective immediately after my landing. And last but not least, I wish I will be more famous in CA than that I was in CN. 31. How can you survive in Canada?-Do you think it is still a question after you have leant from my above statement. 32. What are you going to do if you cannot find a job in Canada? How will your friends help you?-My kind of job is available all the time, and everywhere. It is not a question that I need help from my friend, as a matter of fact, I will give a helping hand to my friends in CA. 33. Do you have any relatives or friends in Canada who could assist you?-I have a lot. But I will try to help them. No worries mate! 34. How much transferable funds and other personal assets do you have? Do you have a summary of your assets?-Countless.点击展开... HH, you're running the risk of being rejected...
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