加拿大华人论坛 加拿大生活信息老虎最爱的短信（18岁以下就不要进来了）
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以前，以为当地不怎么流行黄段子，实际不是。每天他们在发这样的。今天，我的同学（只有我一人是中国人，其余全是当地出生的自认为最聪明的，实际。。。）非要给我看这个短信。 I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:I do physical labor.I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely,P. NissThe ResponseDear Penis:After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the Correct protective clothing. You will retire well before you are 65. You are unable to work double shifts. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.Sincerely,V.Gina
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回复: 老虎最爱的短信（18岁以下就不要进来了）一长片淫信...见过中文版,没这淫...
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回复: 老虎最爱的短信（18岁以下就不要进来了）晕，打我旗号吸引人，不好啊
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对亲人和朋友关爱无比的感激，对眼前幸福的生活无限地感恩回复: 老虎最爱的短信（18岁以下就不要进来了）这样也叫淫？金瓶梅一本，补课去吧
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