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人之初：At the beginning of life。　　性本善：Sex is good。　　性相近：Basically, all the sex are same。　　习相远：But it depends on how you do it。　　苟不教：If you do not practice all the time。　　性乃迁：Sex will leave you。　　教之道：The way of learning it。　　贵以专：It is very important to make love with only one person。　　昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng。　　择邻处：Choose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence。　　子不学：If you don't study hard。　　断机杼：Your Dick will become useless。　　窦燕山：Dou, the Famous。　　有义方：Owned a very effective exciting medicine。　　教五子：All his five son took it。　　名俱扬：And their sexual ability were well-known。　　养不教：If your children don't know how to do it。　　父之过：It is all your fault。　　教不严：If they had lots of problems with it。　　师之惰：Their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex。　　子不学：You may refuse to study this。　　非所宜：But that is a real mistake。　　幼不学：If you don't learn it in childhood。　　老何为：You will lose your ability when aged。　　玉不琢：If you don't exercise your dick。　　不成器：It won't become hard and strong。　　人不学：If you don't learn sex。　　不知义：You can by no means enjoy its sweetness。

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三千日夜吟愁赋，一亿白发尽满头。梦入枫林遍芳丛，觉来惆怅恨无数。 [[FONT=宋体]加拿大，请在不远的地方等我http://www.canadameet.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=263009][/FONT] [[FONT=宋体]起程-[FONT=宋体]献给[/FONT]91[FONT=宋体]旧政和[/FONT][FONT=宋体]新政的同路人[/FONT]][/FONT] [[FONT=宋体]一个等待移民者的内心独白http://www.canadameet.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=255315[FONT=宋体]][/FONT][/FONT]回复: 老外翻译的雷人版三字经十个让人捧腹经典双语笑话1. Wife:You see.According to te statistics on thepaper,80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol。　　Husband:It's okey. To my investigation,all Thespeopleeat meals。　　妻子：你看这张报纸，据统计，死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的。　　丈夫：那有什么？据我调查，死予肝癌的人100%都吃饭的。2. Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor." 杰克骑车摔伤，得住院治疗。一位年轻美貌的护士拿着表格让填。仞杰克填好递上表格"还有什么漏填的？"护士问. "有！"杰克想了想说，"我是个单身汉."

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三千日夜吟愁赋，一亿白发尽满头。梦入枫林遍芳丛，觉来惆怅恨无数。 [[FONT=宋体]加拿大，请在不远的地方等我http://www.canadameet.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=263009][/FONT] [[FONT=宋体]起程-[FONT=宋体]献给[/FONT]91[FONT=宋体]旧政和[/FONT][FONT=宋体]新政的同路人[/FONT]][/FONT] [[FONT=宋体]一个等待移民者的内心独白http://www.canadameet.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=255315[FONT=宋体]][/FONT][/FONT]回复: 老外翻译的雷人版三字经3. "Excuse me,but the seat you've taken is mine."　　"Yours?Can you prove it?"　　"Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it."　　"请原谅，你占了我的位置."　　"你的位置？你能征明这点吗？"　　"能，我在位置上放了杯 冰激凌."4. One day,Eve asked Adam,"Doyou really love me?"　　Adam said helplessly,"Do I have any other choice?"　　一天，夏娃问亚当："你当真爱我吗？"　　亚当无可奈何地回答："我还有的选择吗？"

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三千日夜吟愁赋，一亿白发尽满头。梦入枫林遍芳丛，觉来惆怅恨无数。 [[FONT=宋体]加拿大，请在不远的地方等我http://www.canadameet.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=263009][/FONT] [[FONT=宋体]起程-[FONT=宋体]献给[/FONT]91[FONT=宋体]旧政和[/FONT][FONT=宋体]新政的同路人[/FONT]][/FONT] [[FONT=宋体]一个等待移民者的内心独白http://www.canadameet.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=255315[FONT=宋体]][/FONT][/FONT]回复: 老外翻译的雷人版三字经5. Always Thirsty　　"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."　　"That"s terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?"　　"No, but I am always thirsty!"　　总感到口渴　　一个男人对他的朋友说：“我动了一次手术，手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了。”　　“真是太糟糕了！”朋友说道：“你觉得疼吗？”　　“不疼，可是我总感到口渴。”6.A Useful Way　　Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water?　　Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad。　　Father: What"s that got to do with it?　　Jack: I forgot to wash the apple。　　一个有效的方法　　爸爸：杰克，你干嘛喝这么多水呀？　　杰克：我刚才吃了个　　苹果，爸爸。　　爸爸：可是这跟喝水有什么关系呢？　　杰克：我忘了洗苹果呀。

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三千日夜吟愁赋，一亿白发尽满头。梦入枫林遍芳丛，觉来惆怅恨无数。 [[FONT=宋体]加拿大，请在不远的地方等我http://www.canadameet.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=263009][/FONT] [[FONT=宋体]起程-[FONT=宋体]献给[/FONT]91[FONT=宋体]旧政和[/FONT][FONT=宋体]新政的同路人[/FONT]][/FONT] [[FONT=宋体]一个等待移民者的内心独白http://www.canadameet.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=255315[FONT=宋体]][/FONT][/FONT]回复: 老外翻译的雷人版三字经7.A Present　　Kate: Mom, do you know what I"m going to give you for your birthday?　　Mom: No, Honey, what?　　Kate: A nice teapot。　　Mom: But I"ve got a nice teapot。　　Kate: No, you haven"t. I"ve just dropped it。　　凯特的礼物　　凯特：妈妈，你知道我要给你一件什么生日礼物吗？　　妈妈：不知道，宝贝，是什么呀？　　凯特：一把漂亮的茶壶。　　妈妈：可是我已经有一把漂亮的茶壶了呀。　　凯特：不，你没有了。我刚刚把它给摔了。

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三千日夜吟愁赋，一亿白发尽满头。梦入枫林遍芳丛，觉来惆怅恨无数。 [[FONT=宋体]加拿大，请在不远的地方等我http://www.canadameet.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=263009][/FONT] [[FONT=宋体]起程-[FONT=宋体]献给[/FONT]91[FONT=宋体]旧政和[/FONT][FONT=宋体]新政的同路人[/FONT]][/FONT] [[FONT=宋体]一个等待移民者的内心独白http://www.canadameet.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=255315[FONT=宋体]][/FONT][/FONT]回复: 老外翻译的雷人版三字经8.The Doctor Knows Better　　A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital。　　His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."　　"I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor。　　Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I"m not dead. I"m still alive."　　"Be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"　　医生懂得多　　一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院。他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说：“我想他伤得很厉害。”　　医生说：“恐怕他已经死了。”　　听到医生的话，这个男人转动着头说：“我没死，我还活着。”　　妻子说：“安静，医生比你懂得多。”

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三千日夜吟愁赋，一亿白发尽满头。梦入枫林遍芳丛，觉来惆怅恨无数。 [[FONT=宋体]加拿大，请在不远的地方等我http://www.canadameet.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=263009][/FONT] [[FONT=宋体]起程-[FONT=宋体]献给[/FONT]91[FONT=宋体]旧政和[/FONT][FONT=宋体]新政的同路人[/FONT]][/FONT] [[FONT=宋体]一个等待移民者的内心独白http://www.canadameet.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=255315[FONT=宋体]][/FONT][/FONT]回复: 老外翻译的雷人版三字经9. Waste or Save?　　Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don"t you know you are wasting time?　　Jack: Yes, Dad. But I"ve saved you a meal, haven" I?　　浪费还是节约　　父亲：噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。难道你不知道你这是在浪费时间吗？　　杰克：我知道，爸爸。可我还给您节省了一顿饭呢，是不是？10.Why Is He Howling　　Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven"t even touched your tooth yet。　　Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot!　　他为什么喊　　牙医：请你不要再喊了！我还没碰你的牙呢。　　病人：我知道，可是你正踩着我的脚呀！

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三千日夜吟愁赋，一亿白发尽满头。梦入枫林遍芳丛，觉来惆怅恨无数。 [[FONT=宋体]加拿大，请在不远的地方等我http://www.canadameet.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=263009][/FONT] [[FONT=宋体]起程-[FONT=宋体]献给[/FONT]91[FONT=宋体]旧政和[/FONT][FONT=宋体]新政的同路人[/FONT]][/FONT] [[FONT=宋体]一个等待移民者的内心独白http://www.canadameet.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=255315[FONT=宋体]][/FONT][/FONT]回复: 老外翻译的雷人版三字经哈哈,三字?居然可以呃?理解...

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移民行业十年看到tx们移民成功是我最大的快乐回复: 老外翻译的雷人版三字经性本善：Sex is good。看到第2句就知道累人了！

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2009年5月签环球-投资移民2009年7月拿到档案号2009年10月6日7:17 出生。儿子还有两天就9个月 时间过的太快了回复: 老外翻译的雷人版三字经呵呵

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不要把好东西留到特别的日子才用，你活着的每一天都是特别的日子[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]回复: 老外翻译的雷人版三字经呵呵

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