加拿大华人论坛 加拿大生活信息让同事抓狂的的101招

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1. Leave a stack of old applications and a note saying, “Install these”留一堆没用的旧软件和一张写着“安装这些”便条2. Staple your reports in the wrong corner用订书钉订报告的时候订在错误的一角3. Put tape over the mouse optics在光学鼠标上粘上胶带4. Unplug a co-worker’s monitor拔掉某个同事的显示器接线5. Talk to sick employees while wearing a dust mask和生病的员工讲话时带上一个防尘面具6. Turn your earphones up all the way把你的耳机音量调到最大，从早到晚带着耳机7. Burn popcorn in the microwave用微波炉爆（焦）爆米花8. “Forget” to put your tuna sandwich in the fridge“忘记”在冰箱里放上你的金枪鱼三明治9. Turn up the beep volume of the copier把复印机“哔”的音量放大10. Empty the paper out of the main printer/copier清空打印机/复印机的纸11. Empty the ink or toner out of the main printer/copier倒空打印机/复印机的墨或炭粉12. Practice beat boxing练习节奏口技13. Sing show tunes唱舞台音乐剧14. Hang up the phone before they say, “good bye”在对方说再见之前挂断电话15. Slurp hot coffee during meetings开会的时候出声地啜热咖啡

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Frisch weht der Wind,Der Heimat zu,Mein Irish Kind,Wo weilest du?回复: 让同事抓狂的的101招16. Walk around the office barefooted光脚在办公室里四处走17. Empty out a co-workers office on a Friday afternoon星期五下午把某个员工的办公室清空18. Misplace peoples pens把人们的笔放错地方19. Insert a 3.5″ disk before they turn on their computer在他们打开电脑之前插进一张软盘20. Glue their mouse to the desk把他们的鼠标粘在桌子上21. Leave an open can of tuna in their desk在他们桌上放一只开了封的金枪鱼罐头22. Make a screenshot of their desktop and use it as their screensaver把他们的电脑桌面截成一张图，然后把这张图设成屏保23. Turn up the contrast on their monitor把他们显示器的对比度调高24. Talk in a funny accent用可笑的口音说话25. Use goofy event sounds for your programs给你的电脑程序选用滑稽的事件提示音26. Chant, “Yeay, I got mail!!” every time you get a new email每次收到新邮件的时候高唱“yeay,我收到了邮件”27. Print out a phony pink slip and leave it in their mailbox打印一张假解聘通知书放到他们的信箱里28. Send flowers from one co-worker to another借某同事之名送花给另一同事29. Start your car remotely when someone walk by it有人经过的你的车时，用遥控器（远远的就）把你的车发动起来30. Insist on people to have a great morning坚决要求人们应该有一个美好的早晨

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Frisch weht der Wind,Der Heimat zu,Mein Irish Kind,Wo weilest du?回复: 让同事抓狂的的101招32. Leave your lunch garbage in other people’s cans把你午餐过后的垃圾放进别人的罐头33. After each sip give a refreshing, “Ahhh”每啜一口都来一句惬意的“啊……”34. Put salt on someone’s mouse pad在别人的鼠标垫上撒盐35. Set a password on someone’s screensaver给别人的屏保设置密码36. Carry on a conversation with someone two cubes down坚持和两个隔间之外的人对话37. Smirk when a co-worker walks by在一个同事经过的时候傻笑38. Eat half of someone’s lunch把别人的午餐吃掉一半39. Swap co-worker’s chairs调换同事的椅子40. Fake stomach flu during a meeting and need to abruptly leave three or four times开会的时候假装急性肠胃炎，突然地离开三四次 41. Stare deeply into your co-workers eyes when they talk to you当同事和你讲话的时候死死盯住他们的眼睛42. Take all the ice out of the community freezer把公用冷藏机里的冰都拿出来43. Listen to comedy tracks and laugh hysterically听搞笑段子并歇斯底里的大笑44. Hit all the floor buttons when you leave the elevator离开电梯之前把所有楼层的按钮都按一遍45. Make hissing sounds into the phone and insist you have a bad connection对着电话发出咝咝的声音，说是信号不好

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Frisch weht der Wind,Der Heimat zu,Mein Irish Kind,Wo weilest du?回复: 让同事抓狂的的101招46. Flip the left and right mouse button defaults把默认的鼠标左右键倒装过来47. Take out the ball in the mouse取出鼠标里的滚珠48. Eat sunflower seeds吃瓜子49. Tell a long story without a point讲一个冗长且毫无主题的故事50. Tell a co-worker you liked their hair better last week告诉一个同事你更喜欢他们上一周时的头发 51. Anonymously send flowers to a random co-worker匿名送花给随便哪一位同事52. Bring Cheetos for food days在食物交流日上带来的是Cheetos零食53. Drag your feet when you walk down the halls拖着脚走过大厅54. Exclaim your co-worker didn’t wash his hands when leaving the restroom惊叫你的同事出洗手间时没洗手55. Eat stinky foods when you have lunch at your desk午饭时在你的桌上吃些臭烘烘的食物56. Practice drumming on your desk在桌子上练习敲鼓57. Use too many paper clips用超多回形针58. Fill out your time sheets incorrectly填错你的工作时间表59. Set your mobile phone to an obnoxious ring tone给你的手机设一个烦人的铃声60. Forward chain letters and other spam to co-workers给同事转发连锁信和别的垃圾邮件

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Frisch weht der Wind,Der Heimat zu,Mein Irish Kind,Wo weilest du?回复: 让同事抓狂的的101招61. Express your political views at length长篇大论你的政治观点62. Whisper loudly大声讲悄悄话（吹口哨）63. Come to work sick生病也来上班64. Drink the last cup of coffee without making a new pot喝掉最后一杯咖啡，且不添一壶新的65. Answer your mobile during meetings开会的时候接电话66. Stand over someone while they are on the phone别人接电话的时候站在旁边监听67. Sneak up behind someone从后面突然吓别人68. Mess with the thermostat乱按一番调温器69. Give everyone a pistol wink when they walk by冲每个经过的人作手枪射击状70. Gradually turn down the volume on someone’s phone把某人电话音量逐渐调低 71. Leave unusual print outs on the printer在打印机旁留几张内容诡异的打印件72. Throw out other people’s prints把别人的打印件扔掉73. Juggle office supplies用办公用品耍杂技74. Write all your memos on bright colored paper把你所有的备忘录写在颜色刺眼的纸上75. Be overly nice to people对人过分的亲热

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Frisch weht der Wind,Der Heimat zu,Mein Irish Kind,Wo weilest du?回复: 让同事抓狂的的101招76. Hide whiteboard erasers藏起白板擦77. Chew gum whie talking on the phone讲电话时嚼口香糖78. Regularly update everyone on the current weather定时给每个人汇报当前天气79. Read your emails aloud大声读你的email80. Leave the fridge open不关冰箱门 81. Shake up cans of pop in the fridge 把冰箱里的汽水瓶摇一遍 82. Leave fingerprints on the copier glass 在复印机（打印机的）玻璃上留下指印 83. Whistle all day long 从早到晚吹口哨 84. Wear too much cologne/perfume 撒过多的香水 85. Type loudly 很响地敲键盘 86. Wear bright colored clothes 穿颜色刺眼的衣服 87. Give everyone a nickname from a TV show 拿电视剧里的名字给每个人起外号 88. Do the sneaky walk around the office 在办公室里鬼鬼祟祟的走 89.Peer over the cube and wait for a co-worker to look up and notice 向别的隔断张望，等着有人抬起头来注意到 90. Use the intercom and page yourself 擅自使用内部电话呼叫自己和记录 91. Swap the regular and decaf coffee 对换普通咖啡和脱咖啡因（无糖）咖啡 92. Hide the sugar and creamer 把咖啡里加的糖和奶藏起来 93. Type emails in uppercase and excessive punctuation 用大写字母写email，并且用n多标点 94. Refer to your garbage can as your in-box 称你的垃圾桶为收件箱 95. Stick pencils to the ceiling in other people’s offices 在别人办公室天花板上戳（粘）铅笔

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Frisch weht der Wind,Der Heimat zu,Mein Irish Kind,Wo weilest du?回复: 让同事抓狂的的101招96. Throw a bouncy ball in your office 在办公室里扔弹力球 97. Tell the same story over and over 一个故事翻来覆去的讲 98. Imitate regular sounds like a disc drive opening, door slamming or a mouse click 模仿诸如打开光驱，关门，或者点击鼠标的声音 99. Talk to your monitor as if it was a person 把你的显示器当成人一样对其讲话 100. Schedule meetings at 4:00pm 把会议的时间定在下午4点 101. Talk loudly with your earphones on when someone comes to talk to you 有人过来和你交谈的时候，戴着耳机大声说话。 声明：使用这些方法时请自行承担风险。对于之后所发生的一切--不论是发生在你，你的隔间，还是你的车上--本人概不承担任何责任。

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