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)boyfriend wants to have sex with his girlfriend,but ashamed of his small organ...decided to bring girlfriend in dark place,open his ziper and put penis in GF’s hand...GF:no thanks ,i don’t smoke!
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31,849 $0.00 回复: "黄色"英文短信 集萃（慎入）A husband said to his wife, "I will take a photo of your breasts and frame it ." The wife said to her husband, "I will take a photo of your penisss and enlarge it."评论
Frisch weht der Wind,Der Heimat zu,Mein Irish Kind,Wo weilest du?回复: "黄色"英文短信 集萃（慎入）some days ago , when I walked in the small street in Shenzhen city , a hot girl flattering her eyes to me said hi,baby ,are you free, come on , make me say Ah with your dick, OK? And I said,no problem, I would fuck you bottoms up and make you feel like flying in the heaven!
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Frisch weht der Wind,Der Heimat zu,Mein Irish Kind,Wo weilest du?回复: "黄色"英文短信 集萃（慎入）three drunk friends made a bet whoever can make their wives scream the longest during sex win 1000.next day when they met. first guy:I made love to my wife 2.5hours and she screaming for 1.5hours; second guy:I licked my wife for 2hours and she was screaming whole time and even 1/2hour after I was done; third guy:that’s nothing,I made love to my wife 10mins and I came twice,wipe my dick on the curtain and my wife still screming at me up to now!
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Frisch weht der Wind,Der Heimat zu,Mein Irish Kind,Wo weilest du?回复: "黄色"英文短信 集萃（慎入）Q:what is the strongest muscle? A:the tongue—it can raise a woman’s hips. Q:what is the lightest muscle? A:the penis—it can be raised by a tongue.
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Frisch weht der Wind,Der Heimat zu,Mein Irish Kind,Wo weilest du?回复: "黄色"英文短信 集萃（慎入）an elephant asks the camel:why do you have your boobs on your back? the camel answered:what a silly question from someone with a big penis on his face..
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Frisch weht der Wind,Der Heimat zu,Mein Irish Kind,Wo weilest du?回复: "黄色"英文短信 集萃（慎入）A guy asks hooker how much? she says: $50 on bed,$20 on sofa,$10 on grass. he gave her $50. she says:you’re a man of class.one time on bed? guy said:no!five times on grass!
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Frisch weht der Wind,Der Heimat zu,Mein Irish Kind,Wo weilest du?回复: "黄色"英文短信 集萃（慎入）A little kid says to his mother, "Mommy, last night I saw you sitting on Daddy’s belly and jumping up and down. Why were you doing that?" She says "Oh, uh, I was just trying to squeeze the air out of Daddy’s belly." So the kid says, "I don’t know why, the neighbor lady’s just gonna blow him up again tomorrow."
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Frisch weht der Wind,Der Heimat zu,Mein Irish Kind,Wo weilest du?回复: "黄色"英文短信 集萃（慎入）salesgirl:excuse me sir,you can not smoke here... customer:but I bought this cigarettes from your store.. salesgirl:sir we also sell condoms,but it doesn’t mean you can fuck here.
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Frisch weht der Wind,Der Heimat zu,Mein Irish Kind,Wo weilest du?回复: "黄色"英文短信 集萃（慎入）This guy has a girl friend named Wendy who finally convinces him to tatoo her name on his penis... well when it’s soft you can only see W Y . One night they go out and he goes to the restroom. He sees a tall black guy standing at the urinal next to him and notices a "W Y" tattoo on his penis too. He hesitates then asks the guy if his girlfriend’s name is Wendy too. The guy replies "No, why?" He explains that his girlfriend had him get "Wendy" tatooed on his penis and it too only shows W Y when it’s soft. Then he asks the guy... so what’s your tatoo say when it’s hard anyway? The guy replies "Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day!"
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Frisch weht der Wind,Der Heimat zu,Mein Irish Kind,Wo weilest du?回复: "黄色"英文短信 集萃（慎入）new army captain inspected the soldiers in their barracks.he noticed a female horse. Captain:what’s that horse for? soldier
ur men use her if they feel an urge to have sex. Captain:ah,it is ok. (One night,the captain feel an urge,so the soldier brought the hurse to his tent.the captain fucked the hurse.after that,he saw the soldier smiling outside his tent) captain:its so hard!..how do you do it? soldier:we ride on the horse to the next town where the girl are. Captain:son-of-a-bitch!!!评论
Frisch weht der Wind,Der Heimat zu,Mein Irish Kind,Wo weilest du?回复: "黄色"英文短信 集萃（慎入）One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin. 有个女孩向神父告解她所犯的罪……… Girl: Father, I have sinned. 女孩 神父 我有罪 Preacher: What did you do, little girl? 神父 孩子 你犯了什麽罪呢？ Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a "son of a Bitch." 女孩 昨天 我骂了某个男人一句 「你这个狗娘养的 」 Preacher: Why? What did he do to you? 神父 为什麽？他对你做了什麽吗？ Girl: He touched my breast. 女孩 他……他摸我的胸部 Preacher: You mean like this? (The guy did it.) 神父 你是说像这样子吗？（神父伸手摸女孩的胸部） Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes. 女孩 （因为神父的举动而有一些害羞）嗯……是的 Preacher: That’s no reason to call him that. 神父 只是这样子的话你没有理由骂他啊 Girl: But he also took off my cloth. 女孩 但是……他又把我的衣服脱掉…… Preacher: You mean like this? (He did it again.) 神父 你是说像这样子吗？（神父动手脱掉女孩的衣服） Girl: Yes, that’s what he did. 女孩 是的 是这样子没错 Preacher: That’s still no reason to call him that. 神父 可是这样子你还是没有理由骂他啊 Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what... 女孩 然後……他把他的……那个……放到我的……那个……里面…… Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this? (And you-know-what) 神父 （奸笑貌）你是说像这样子吗？（神父和女孩就那个那个了） Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, that’s what he did... 女孩 （数分钟後）喔……是的……就是这样子……… Preacher: My dear girl, that’s still no reason to call him a... 神父 我亲爱的孩子 就算是这样你还是没有理由骂他「你这个………」 Girl: But he had AIDS!! 女孩 但是他有 AIDS 呀!! Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!! 神父 那个狗娘养的!!!
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Frisch weht der Wind,Der Heimat zu,Mein Irish Kind,Wo weilest du?回复: "黄色"英文短信 集萃（慎入） farmer bought a milking machine.tried it on his penis and had an orgasm but he can’t remove it.so he read the manual and fainted.it says:AUTO-RELEASE AFTER 1 LITER
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Frisch weht der Wind,Der Heimat zu,Mein Irish Kind,Wo weilest du?回复: "黄色"英文短信 集萃（慎入）what is a HYMEN? answer:a sheet of flesh inside a woman’s vagina.its purpose is to greet entering penises…."Hi men!"..
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Frisch weht der Wind,Der Heimat zu,Mein Irish Kind,Wo weilest du?回复: "黄色"英文短信 集萃（慎入）A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 22 ) was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Boy what is your problem?" He answers, "I’m too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!" Ms Neelam had enough. She took him to the principal’s office.While the boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed. The boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Boy.: "9". Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Boy.: "36". And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grader should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, "I think he can go to third-grade."
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Frisch weht der Wind,Der Heimat zu,Mein Irish Kind,Wo weilest du?回复: "黄色"英文短信 集萃（慎入）Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him ?" Both the principal and the boy agree. Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of? Boy, after a moment : "Legs." Ms Neelam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" Boy: "Pockets." Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? Boy: Coconut Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky? The principal’s eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge. Boy : Bubblegum Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? The principal’s eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer... Boy : Shake hands Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some"Who am I sort of questions, okay? Boy : Yep. Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. Boy : Tent Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you’re bored. The best man always has me first. Boy : Wedding Ring Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. Boy : Nose Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. Boy : Arrow Ms Neelam: What word starts with a ’F’ and ends in ’K’ that means lot of heat and excitement? Boy : Firetruck Ms Neelam: What word starts with a ’F’ and ends in ’K’ & if you dont get it you have to use your hand. Boy : Fork Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of; it’s longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn’t use his and a man gives it to his wife after they’re married? Boy : SURNAME Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, keeps pumping, & is responsible for making love? Boy : HEART. The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher "Send this boy to University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"
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Frisch weht der Wind,Der Heimat zu,Mein Irish Kind,Wo weilest du?回复: "黄色"英文短信 集萃（慎入）penis says to his two balls,"I will take you to a party tonight." the two balls replied,"you,bloody fucking liar,you always get inside and leave us outside"
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Frisch weht der Wind,Der Heimat zu,Mein Irish Kind,Wo weilest du?回复: "黄色"英文短信 集萃（慎入）Mrs:doc,how is my husband? Dor:he’ll be ALL RIGHT! Mrs:what?after that horrible accident? Dor:yes,we cut off his LEFT arm and LEFT leg,so,all RIGHT now!! ha?
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Frisch weht der Wind,Der Heimat zu,Mein Irish Kind,Wo weilest du?回复: "黄色"英文短信 集萃（慎入）speaker:who among you had experienced having sex with a Ghost? (A farmer raised his hand) speaker:really?how does it feel to have sex with a Ghost? Farmer:shit!i thought goats!!
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Frisch weht der Wind,Der Heimat zu,Mein Irish Kind,Wo weilest du?回复: "黄色"英文短信 集萃（慎入）how will a gentleman say to his dinner date when he wants to pee urgently? “excuse me,I have to shake hands with a friend of mine who hopes to meet you after dinner”
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