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三千日夜吟愁赋,一亿白发尽满头。梦入枫林遍芳丛,觉来惆怅恨无数。 [[FONT=宋体]加拿大,请在不远的地方等我http://www.canadameet.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=263009][/FONT] [[FONT=宋体]起程-[FONT=宋体]献给[/FONT]91[FONT=宋体]旧政和[/FONT][FONT=宋体]新政的同路人[/FONT]][/FONT] [[FONT=宋体]一个等待移民者的内心独白http://www.canadameet.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=255315[FONT=宋体]][/FONT][/FONT]回复: 女同学,过来学学发飙用的语句2. Listen to me! Are you listening?(听我说!你在听吗?)If your girlfriend or wife has something to say, pay attention. When women use the phrase “Listen to me!”, you are still on safe ground, she gives to you a second chance to engage in the conversation. But when she is using “Are you listening”, you are dead. She will explode, she will freak out, your evening is ruined。She: Now listen to me, ’cause I’m only gonna say this once: if I catch you another time playing computer games, you will be in big trouble mister! Now go and fix that broken washing machine!He: Can’t I relax for half an hour?She: We can relax together. Why do you have to lose so much time with your stupid PC games Am I not important enough Why do you prefer to play games than spend time with me Are you listening?He: Yes, my dear!She: No, you are not listening! You are still think at World of Warcraft. Your insanely obsession with those absurd PC games drives me crazy. Are computer games really the answer to relaxation for you !如果你的女友或妻子想说什么,一定要注意听, 当女人使用“听我说”这一句时,你还是安全的,她还会给你参与对话的第二次机会。但当她使用“你在听吗”这一句时,你就死定了。她将勃然大怒,极度抓狂,你的晚上也将泡汤。她:现在听我说,因为我此次只是想说:如果我下次抓到你打游戏,你的麻烦就大了!现在去修理那台坏了的洗衣机!他:我不能休息半小时吗?她:我们可以一起休息。你为什么要在无聊的打游戏上浪费这么多时间?我不够重要吗?为什么你宁愿打游戏也不愿为我花时间?你在听吗?他:亲爱的,我听着呢。她:不,你不在听。你在《魔兽世界》里。你沉溺于这些荒唐的电脑游戏让我抓狂,电脑游戏能让你放松吗?……
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三千日夜吟愁赋,一亿白发尽满头。梦入枫林遍芳丛,觉来惆怅恨无数。 [[FONT=宋体]加拿大,请在不远的地方等我http://www.canadameet.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=263009][/FONT] [[FONT=宋体]起程-[FONT=宋体]献给[/FONT]91[FONT=宋体]旧政和[/FONT][FONT=宋体]新政的同路人[/FONT]][/FONT] [[FONT=宋体]一个等待移民者的内心独白http://www.canadameet.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=255315[FONT=宋体]][/FONT][/FONT]回复: 女同学,过来学学发飙用的语句3.Do you know what day is today?(你知道今天是什么日子吗?)Birthday, one week, one month, one year anniversary…engagement anniversary, wedding anniversary, international women’s day … some women celebrate anything and everything they can tie a significant meaning to. If you forget the anniversary, you are screwed. She will forgive you, but she won’t forget it。She: Do you remember what day is today?He: How could I forget it It’s Friday。She: It’s our anniversary…He: Oops, I’m just a guy! You know how bad my memory is…生日、认识一周、一个月、一周年……订婚一周年、结婚一周年、国际妇女节……一些女人庆祝所有其可以附加重要意义的日子。如果你忘记了周年纪念,那么你就麻烦了。只要她不忘记,她是不会原谅你的。她:你记得今天是什么日子吗?他:我怎么会忘记呢?今天是星期五。她:今天是我们的周年纪念……他:喔,我可真是个糊涂蛋,你知道我的记性很不好……
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