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On a high way outside Vancouver, an older man was standing at the side of the road with a bicycle that had lost its chain. A young man in a sports car stopped to see if he could help. The chain turned out to be not fixable, but the young man offered to drive him into Vancouver. Unfortunately, the sports car's trunk was too small to hold the bicycle. So the young man said, "Tell you what. I'll just tie your bike to my bumper and I'll tow you into town. The older man was nervous about this and said, "No. You'll drive too fast." Young man said, "I'll drive slowly. But if you think I'm going too fast, just ring your bell, and I'll slow down." They started off down the freeway and all went well until another sports car came alongside and challenged the young man to a race. He resisted at first, but finally accepted the challenge, and the two cars roared down the highway. An police officer spotted them, gave chase, pulled them over, and gave them both a ticket for speeding. When he told another officer about the incident later in the day, he said, "Before I stopped those two guys, they were doing at least 120 K, but the really amazing thing is that there was this old guy on a bicycle behind them ringing his bell like crazy trying to pass." Hahaha..... Have a good day!!笑出声的家伙记得给我加分！

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回复: 昨天看到的一个CANADIAN JOKE，很搞笑哈哈,,,,,,很久前看过一中文版的....从前,有个农民进城办事开了一辆拖拉机，开到半路突然没油了，他就想着找一辆车拖他一段，刚好后面来了一辆宝马，他一招手，还好，那个哥们停下了，那哥们估计喝得有点高，也就同意捎他一段，于是他们商量好了：农民打左手就是速度可以，打右手就是速度太快，受不了了。于是他们上路了，起先一段，农民都是直打左手，表示速度可以，突然嗖的一声，一辆法拉利超过了宝马。这哥们不愿意了，敢超我的车-我追！一加油门箭一样的追了上去，这下不得了了，农民在后面受不了了，只见他直打右手。刚好经过一个交通路口，刷的一下，只见一个交警目瞪口呆的傻站在那儿。然后他向总部报告：报告总部，现在有一辆法拉利和宝马非法赛车，更牛的是，一辆拖拉机想超车！哈哈哈！(交通规则里：打右手就是代表超车的意思！)

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回复: 昨天看到的一个CANADIAN JOKE，很搞笑能不能翻译一下先？

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内事不决问老婆外事不决问Google​能不能翻译一下先？点击展开...我觉得翻译成中文说就没有看英文的那么搞笑，这个笑话比较长，前面的铺垫还是很有作用的。

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回复: 昨天看到的一个CANADIAN JOKE，很搞笑恩，英文的比较好笑。

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回复: 昨天看到的一个CANADIAN JOKE，很搞笑haha, fenfen added.

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回复: 昨天看到的一个CANADIAN JOKE，很搞笑有意思...

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回复: 昨天看到的一个CANADIAN JOKE，很搞笑

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回复: 昨天看到的一个CANADIAN JOKE，很搞笑顶!

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回复: 昨天看到的一个CANADIAN JOKE，很搞笑果真很好玩！呵呵！

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回复: 昨天看到的一个CANADIAN JOKE，很搞笑哈哈哈，笑晕了~~~~那位老头竟然还活着！

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[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]On a high way outside Vancouver, an older man was standing at the side of the road with a bicycle that had lost its chain. A young man in a sports car stopped to see if he could help. The chain turned out to be not fixable, but the young man offered to drive him into Vancouver. Unfortunately, the sports car's trunk was too small to hold the bicycle. So the young man said, "Tell you what. I'll just tie your bike to my bumper and I'll tow you into town. The older man was nervous about this and said, "No. You'll drive too fast." Young man said, "I'll drive slowly. But if you think I'm going too fast, just ring your bell, and I'll slow down." They started off down the freeway and all went well until another sports car came alongside and challenged the young man to a race. He resisted at first, but finally accepted the challenge, and the two cars roared down the highway. An police officer spotted them, gave chase, pulled them over, and gave them both a ticket for speeding. When he told another officer about the incident later in the day, he said, "Before I stopped those two guys, they were doing at least 120 K, but the really amazing thing is that there was this old guy on a bicycle behind them ringing his bell like crazy trying to pass." Hahaha..... Have a good day!!笑出声的家伙记得给我加分！点击展开...

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回复: 昨天看到的一个CANADIAN JOKE，很搞笑哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈看懂了, 更要加分哈哈,,,,,,很久前看过一中文版的....从前,有个农民进城办事开了一辆拖拉机，开到半路突然没油了，他就想着找一辆车拖他一段，刚好后面来了一辆宝马，他一招手，还好，那个哥们停下了，那哥们估计喝得有点高，也就同意捎他一段，于是他们商量好了：农民打左手就是速度可以，打右手就是速度太快，受不了了。于是他们上路了，起先一段，农民都是直打左手，表示速度可以，突然嗖的一声，一辆法拉利超过了宝马。这哥们不愿意了，敢超我的车-我追！一加油门箭一样的追了上去，这下不得了了，农民在后面受不了了，只见他直打右手。刚好经过一个交通路口，刷的一下，只见一个交警目瞪口呆的傻站在那儿。然后他向总部报告：报告总部，现在有一辆法拉利和宝马非法赛车，更牛的是，一辆拖拉机想超车！哈哈哈！(交通规则里：打右手就是代表超车的意思！)点击展开...

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回复: 昨天看到的一个CANADIAN JOKE，很搞笑哇，这么长的英文我都看懂了。

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回复: 昨天看到的一个CANADIAN JOKE，很搞笑LOLROTFLMAO

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回复: 昨天看到的一个CANADIAN JOKE，很搞笑很搞笑，加声望了

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回复: 昨天看到的一个CANADIAN JOKE，很搞笑多谢各位捧场，特别是那位没看懂也哈哈哈哈哈的。。

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回复: 昨天看到的一个CANADIAN JOKE，很搞笑哈哈哈.中英文版的异曲同工, 看来人心其实超越国界和民族.

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明天又是新的一天哈哈哈. 中英文版的异曲同工, 看来人心其实超越国界和民族.点击展开...同感！

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