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10. Woody Harrelson 伍迪・哈里森这位演员今年可谓表现出色，《尸乐园》中杀怪的威风，《信使》里足以得奖的表演，再有独立电影《保卫者》的登场，这回他在《2012》中扮演一位以房车为家，落户黄石国家公园的阴谋理论家，开通自己电台向民众传递世界末日的消息。他在影片中的表演可圈可点，尤其是那一句“下载我博客吧!”顺带一说那个博客上的末世动画做得实在好玩~~Woody Harrelson has had quite a year, ranging from his quirky crowd-pleasing role in Zombieland to his award-worthy performance in The Messenger to his indie spotlight in Defendor. Then there is 2012. Harrelson does a delightful job of schlocking it up as a conspiracy theorist that lives in a RV camper turned-radio station in Yellowstone NationalPark. He is one of the few characters that knows exactly what kind ofmovie he is in as he recites classics such as, “download my blog!”　　9. Cracks of Perfection 裂得刚刚好全世界大爆炸还不够哦，罗兰的完美主义还真离谱。一开始是超市大地震，Amanda和她的男友正在买东西，她男朋友说：“亲耐滴，我觉得有什么东西把我们俩分开了。”接着就真的地裂了，地上的大裂缝直接就从他们俩中间穿过去了。这还不够，回头在梵蒂冈西斯廷大教堂大伙儿在那儿祈祷，屋顶就裂了，裂缝在米开朗基罗名画《创世纪》亚当和上帝未能触及的手指中间穿过。然后小编我就狂心痛啊……It’s not enough to just blow up the world; Roland Emmerich must do it with precision. Early in the film massive cracks appear in the San Andreas Fault right underneath a supermarketwhere Amanda Peet and her new boyfriend, played by Tom McCarthy, areshopping. McCarthy says, “Honey, I feel like there is something pullingus apart,” and moments later the cracks rip in between them. If youthink that takes the cake, later in the film a crack rips directlythrough Adam and God’s extended fingers in Michelangelo’s SistineChapel painting。 8. Plot Holes Galore 电影就是巧合她妈生的主人公总是能在他脚下那块地儿塌陷之前逃出生天;荒僻的山区里头走着走着就能遇上善良的藏民;整容医生在不同情况下会开不同型号的飞机;小黑男主角恰恰就很葱白小白男主角来着。反正这家人吧，rp值实在太高了!One may think Star Trek has little similarities with 2012 but in a latter scene where John Cusack’s group crash landsand is within walking distance of a group of Tibetan characters iseerily similar to a meet-up between Captain Kirk and Spock in Abram’ssummer blockbuster. Other disturbances in plot range from a plastic surgeon being able to fly two different types of planes through impossible situations and Chiwetel Ejiofor’s character knowing all about Cusack during their first meet-up. I don’t want to give them all up as itbecomes quite a fun game picking out your favorites while you enjoy the film。 7. Last Minute Calls To Loved Ones 人之将死……电影里惯用的俗套剧情，就是人之将死，电话诉衷肠。这档子事儿在《2012》里发生的几率那可真叫一个高啊!从美国总统致电第一女儿，到印度一家人致电生平好友，再到挺莫名的没足够发展空间的游轮乐手未能通畅的电话，这堆强扭的电话居然在全世界震成那样儿的时候还都能打通嘿!奇迹。You know those scenes where a character plasters their previously subdued emotions all over the screen right before they die? That happens topretty much every character in 2012. Whether it is the president’s callto his daughter, an Indian family calling their friend (Ejiofor)，Oliver Platt’s call to his mother or two underdeveloped jazz playersreaching out to lost connections, there is enough palpable forced emotion in the film to satisfy the rest of Emmerich’s career。 6. Arnold Impersonation 拿阿诺州长开玩笑一开始还没反应过来说“州长说最坏的已经过去了”这是哪个州长，接着男主角咆哮着“州长是演员!他读台词儿呢!他跟你说没事儿，你就该逃命了~~”这才想到，哈，加州州长，阿诺・施瓦辛格呀……?“终结者”跟你说没事儿，是该逃了。If you thought the terrible Arnold impersonation was bad, you are in for atreat as it is slightly extended and feeding the film with hilariouslines like “He’s just an actor! He’s reading a script!” 5. Danny Glover as President 让Danny Glover演美国总统　　大家每次看到Danny Glover都希望是摩根・弗里曼来取代他。Glover忒一本正经了，反倒整得台词有点小搞笑。他的那些个台词写得真不咋地，应该找给奥巴马写演讲稿的人来写，不过人家可能要收好多……好多酬金。Everytime Danny Glover is on screen one can’t help but wonder how bad everyone wanted Morgan Freeman instead. Glover is so damn serious andnoble as he delivers every line that it makes for some pure hilarity.The script he is given is so bad that we wonder if they couldn’t have just hired Obama’s speech writers as part of the $250 million dollars budget。 4. Gymnastic Dog 平衡木狗狗!2012年奥运会可以添加狗狗进入到体操项目不?115分钟的《2012》里头，那只京巴沿袭了《独立日》的传统，把动物的顽强求生演绎得淋漓精致。I know the Winter Olympics are coming up, but I hope they can reserve a spot on the 2012 Summer Olympic gymnastic squad for the acrobatic dog in the film. As if you haven’t had enough already, around the 2 hour and 15 minute mark, you witness only a spectacle Emmerich could pull off that is reminiscent of another dog sequence in Independence Day。 3. “It’s Russian” 咱俄罗斯造滴!历来好莱坞大片中的俄罗斯人总是很爆笑的，《2012》里这位更是出众，不少引得全场哄堂大笑的段落都是因他而来。即使最后将他那俩讨人厌的小孩扔上甲板自己坠入深渊的时候，感动之余还是觉得有点好笑来着。The Russian characters in the film prove to be hilarious, but nothing comes close to the demise of Yuri, the leader of the pack. In a slow motion scene screaming withemotion, Yuri throws one of his annoying children up on a bridge to besaved as he falls to his demise. It’s the most “LOL”-worthy scene of the year。 2. Last Second Escapes 所有的千钧一发灾难片嘛，永远是同时间赛跑，狂奔啦，飙车啦，灰机啦等等。《2012》的逃亡戏做得那叫一个紧张刺激，主人公一家人登上飞机起飞之后就看着整座洛城塌陷成人间地狱，这个场面啊~~~迟早是要成为经典的。其它的也不赖，灰机在倒塌的楼房之间穿梭、逃离火山灰的追逐。好多好多的尖叫哦，观众的情绪也都被调动了起来。Although the film is basically strung together with these desperate escapes, there are a few notable ones. The first, as Cusack and his family are on board a plane that is mere seconds away from collapsing into the abyss, sets the bar. The rest live up to that bar as planes dodge in between buildings, out of dust clouds and over ledges.There are more “AAAAHHHHH’s” and “NO NO NO NO NO’s!” then all of Bay’sfilms combined and I think Emmerich deserves something for that。 1. Rejoicing after Billions of Deaths 悲极生乐当你深爱之人丧生滚滚岩浆或者超级大海啸，接着应该干嘛?欢天喜地庆祝大会!至少《2012》里头那些角色是这样的啦，虽说他们的确挽救了人类的种族得以延续，但是俩半小时灭顶之灾整得全世界99%的人类都不能幸免的情况下，这个过于温馨的大团圆结局是在不能算是太和谐哇。When almost every single person you are close to dies in a fiery blaze or drowns in a massive tsunami, what would you do? Celebrate! At least that is what the array of characters in 2012 do. Sure, they end up saving humanity, but after over 2 hours and 30 minutes of complete destruction of every national landmark and 99% of all human beings it’s damn near impossible to connect with their unabashed joy。

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回复: ZT: 电影《2012》十大啼笑皆非片段精选看完出来LG问我给多少分我说，最多最多７０他意见跟我一样如果没有了那些死人塌楼的场面可能连６０都没有我觉得全部电影最搞笑的就是那句：START THE ENGINE！BENTLEY肯定花了好多钱赞助还有CEASARS PALACE也是

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回复: ZT: 电影《2012》十大啼笑皆非片段精选我给95分。 似乎丹尼格洛弗的总统角色表演有些木呐，似乎有些数字化处理的场面失真了些不如当初《后天》在模型拍摄效果（方舟撞喜马拉雅山甚至比不如《泰坦尼克号》邮轮撞上冰山的场景），似乎很多的电话催情没做得那么感动，但是没关系，有了可爱小女孩的那句坚强的“i am not scared”,有俄罗斯大佬的女友关键时刻还不忘给他竖的那个极其泄愤的中指，有千钧一发的时候还不忘卖个关的声控宾利。。。就足够了。因为，毕竟电影总是让人去欣赏的 似乎还让人隐约感觉到电影把整个世界放在一起，把很多目光放在了中国等其他地方来宣扬，世界的任何一支力量都可能是不可或缺的，从而希望世界和平来一起拯救世界。当面对地球毁灭这样的灾难时，其他利益似乎不那么重要了。面对经济危机老美感觉到什么了？ 似乎导演的《后天》只是倡议了保护环境，而《2012》似乎除了这之外还有更深一层的政治意味在里面，也反映了世界民众对爱，和平的另一种发展的看法。 似乎我越来越喜欢约翰这样的表面颓废而内心一直坚强男人，为了寻找前妻心里的那片湖泊带孩子去露营，狼狈地回来面对前妻英俊男友的眼神时的那种尴尬却也消不去他一心想着这个家。哈哈，这是世界是最伟大的男人。

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生活需要重新开始......从心开始......穿越加拿大游记：http://www.canadameet.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=186567回复: ZT: 电影《2012》十大啼笑皆非片段精选2008年版的还是2009版的？

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===================Fight, Love, Make Mistake回复: ZT: 电影《2012》十大啼笑皆非片段精选着急啊，风行还没有推出这个电影。

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太初有道，道与神同在，道就是神。天行健，君子以自强不息。谷神不死，是谓玄牝。玄牝之门，是谓天地根，绵绵若存，用之不勤。个人建议华人应该在加拿大积极参政，可以有效地保护华人的权益。回复: ZT: 电影《2012》十大啼笑皆非片段精选单就娱乐来看值90分,电影嘛就是看个热闹!

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回复: ZT: 电影《2012》十大啼笑皆非片段精选准备去看看……

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生自、来自北京的Jasmine 学习经验分享－CGA兴趣小组（会计行业）登陆经验分享－08年10月初登温哥华生活经验分享－07年宝宝同龄会回复: ZT: 电影《2012》十大啼笑皆非片段精选昨天：2012：超时空危机

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===================Fight, Love, Make Mistake回复: ZT: 电影《2012》十大啼笑皆非片段精选2012：世界末日 已经在风行上了。

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===================Fight, Love, Make Mistake2012：世界末日 已经在风行上了。点击展开...这本不是的，我被骗了好几回了。

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89年的3月，一个诗人死去，89年的6月，一群人的灵魂死去；但是每年的某一天，他们都会回来，在世界中心的高地，建一所小屋------面朝大海，春暖花开回复: ZT: 电影《2012》十大啼笑皆非片段精选两个不一样的东西？我也觉得奇怪，怎么是2008年出的？

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===================Fight, Love, Make Mistake回复: ZT: 电影《2012》十大啼笑皆非片段精选刚下完，有空看看。

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