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这个e文比较简单，不用翻译了吧！就当练习了Just in Case You Get a Cheque.... Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive an Economic Stimulus payment i.e HST rebate. This is a very exciting program from the Ontario government. I'll explain it using the Q and A format:---------------------------------------------------------------Q. What is Ontario 's Economic Stimulus payment?A. It is money that the provincial government will send to taxpayers. Q.. Where will the government get this money?A. From taxpayers. Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?A. Only a smidgen. (tiny bit) Q. What is the purpose of this payment?A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy. Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of Asia ?A. Shut up or you don't get your cheque. Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the Canadian economy by spending your stimulus cheque wisely: 1. If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, your money will go to China 2. If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to Saudi Arabia . 3. If you purchase a computer, it will go to India . 4. If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras or Guatemala . 5. If you buy a car, it will go to Japan or Korea 6. If you purchase useless plastic stuff, it will go to Taiwan . 7. If you pay off your credit cards, or buy stock, it will go to pay management bonuses and be hidden in offshore accounts. Or, you can keep the money in Canada by: 1. Spending it at yard sales or flea markets, or 2. Going to baseball or football games, or 3. Hiring prostitutes, or 4. Buying cheap beer or 5. Getting tattoos. These are the only wholly-owned businesses still operating in Canada .Conclusion: The best way to stimulate the economy is to go to a ball game with a prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day until you're drunk enough to go get tattooed. [FONT=Arial,sans-serif][/FONT]

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回复: [ZT] HST rebategot u...

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回复: [ZT] HST rebate温哥华不适用吧，贴错版。 这个e文比较简单，不用翻译了吧！就当练习了 Just in Case You Get a Cheque.... Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive an Economic Stimulus payment i.e HST rebate. This is a very exciting program from the Ontario government. I'll explain it using the Q and A format:--------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What is Ontario 's Economic Stimulus payment?A. It is money that the provincial government will send to taxpayers.Q.. Where will the government get this money?A. From taxpayers.Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?A. Only a smidgen. (tiny bit)Q. What is the purpose of this payment?A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of Asia ?A. Shut up or you don't get your cheque. Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the Canadian economy by spending your stimulus cheque wisely:1. If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, your money will go to China 2. If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to Saudi Arabia .3. If you purchase a computer, it will go to India . 4. If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras or Guatemala .5. If you buy a car, it will go to Japan or Korea6. If you purchase useless plastic stuff, it will go to Taiwan .7. If you pay off your credit cards, or buy stock, it will go to pay management bonuses and be hidden in offshore accounts. Or, you can keep the money in Canada by:1. Spending it at yard sales or flea markets, or 2. Going to baseball or football games, or 3. Hiring prostitutes, or 4. Buying cheap beer or 5. Getting tattoos.These are the only wholly-owned businesses still operating in Canada . Conclusion:The best way to stimulate the economy is to go to a ball game with a prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day until you're drunk enough to go get tattooed. 点击展开...

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http://www.canadameet.com回复: [ZT] HST rebatesamething, since we are going to get HST as well, and government is gona get some sort rebate to pay taxpayer back just like carbon tax.... in order to somehow think they can shut us up

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回复: [ZT] HST rebatesamething, since we are going to get HST as well, and government is gona get some sort rebate to pay taxpayer back just like carbon tax.... in order to somehow think they can shut us up点击展开...可是看新闻上说BC省不会像ON那样发HST支票的，省政府想要把这笔钱用于缩减赤字 nnd。。。

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[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]宠辱不惊，闲看庭前花开花落；去留无意，漫随天外云卷云舒。回复: [ZT] HST rebate呵呵，有这样的自嘲精神还是值得赞赏的！

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回复: [ZT] HST rebatenothing we can do now... just have to wait and see....

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回复: [ZT] HST rebate可是看新闻上说BC省不会像ON那样发HST支票的，省政府想要把这笔钱用于缩减赤字 nnd。。。点击展开...ON省什么时候开始发支票？

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===================Fight, Love, Make MistakeON省什么时候开始发支票？点击展开...是人人有份吗？

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