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The problems with GUYS:男人的问题是:If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;如果?对他好,他说?爱上他了 If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.对他不好,他说?骄傲. If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;如果?穿得很漂亮,他说你企图诱惑他. If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.如果不,他说?是乡下来的 If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;如果?跟他理论,他说?固执 If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.如果?沉默,他说?没大脑!If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;如果?比他聪明,他说那是小聪明If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.如果他比你聪明,他就是有智慧! If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;如果?不爱他,他想拥有?If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?) 如果?爱他,他试着离开?。 If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;如果?告诉他?的问题,他说?麻烦If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.如果不,他说?不信任他If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;如果?骂他,?好象他奶妈If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.如果他骂?,是表示他“关心”?。If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;如果?没有守承诺,?就是不可信的人 If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.如果他不守承诺,他是迫不得已的If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;如果?吸烟,?是坏女孩If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.如果他吸烟,他是绅士 If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;如果?考试成绩好,他说是运气 If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.如果他考得好,他说是实力!If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;如果?伤害了他,表示?很残忍If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!& sooo hard to please!!!!! 如果他伤害了?,表示?太敏感而且太难取悦!

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女人很难取悦If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman  如果你亲她,那你就没有绅士风度  If you don't, you are not a man  可是如果你不亲她,那你就不算男子汉!  If you praise her, she thinks you are lying  如果你赞美她,她会认为你只是在奉承她  If you don't, you are good for nothing  但要是你不赞美她,那你就一无是处了!  If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing  如果你对她的话完全同意,那她就会拽的像二五八万  If you don't, you are not understanding  要是你不同意,那就表示你根本不了解  If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man'  假如你把气氛控制的很浪漫,你就一定是情场老手  If you don't you are half a man  如果不是,那你根本还不够成熟  If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring  如果你太常去找她,她会觉得烦腻  If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing  但是如果你不去找她,她会责备你欺骗她的感情  If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy  你要是穿的帅一点,她会说你是花花公子  If you don't, you are a dull boy  穿的破烂点,那你又是笨头笨脑的家伙  If you are jealous, she says it's bad  如果你吃醋,她会说这样是不对的  If you don't , she thinks you do not love her  可是如果你完全不吃醋,她又会认为你根本不爱她  If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her  你如你试图对她调情,她会认为你不尊重她  If you don't, she thinks you do not like her  但要是你一直规规矩矩的,她又会觉得你不喜欢她  If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait  你若是迟到一分钟,她会抱怨等的多累多苦  If she is late, she says that's a girl's way  要是她自己迟到了,她会说女孩子约会迟到是理所当然的  If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel  如果你去找你的朋友,她会说你像跟屁虫 If she is visited by another, 'oh it's natural, we are girls' 如果是她,她会说"喔,这很自然啊,女孩子都是这样"  If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold  如果你飞快的吻她一下,她会到处说你这人很冷漠  If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage  如果你吻太多了,她会大叫说你吃她豆腐  If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics  如果你过马路的时候没有照顾她,那你这人缺乏道德  If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics  要是你小心照顾她过马路,她又会说这是男人的花招  If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting  你若是凝视某个女人,她会指责你是到处对女生调情  If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring  如果是其他男人瞪著她看,她会说他们只是欣赏而已  If you talk, she wants you to listen  如果你跟她说话,她希望你只要听就好  If you listen, she wants you to talk  如果你只倾听,她又要你跟她说话  Oh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN'  上天啊,你创照了这些叫做女人的生物  So simple, yet so complex  既简单又复杂  So weak, yet so powerful  如此柔弱,却又如此强悍  So confusing, yet so desirable  让人又恼又爱 "O LORD, tell me what to do. AMEN"  神啊,请告诉我该怎麽做。阿门!

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