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乙：“Hi da jia zhoumo good, I shang lai look look…”甲：哟，哥们儿你英文真帅啊？乙：嗨，一般一般，世界第三，，加拿大呆过两年甲 ：嗨，我说呢，纯正的多伦多腔，，请问多伦多哪个村毕业的？乙：哦，，那个啥来着，哦，多伦多那个，，早餐都吃小米粥，，对，那个多伦多沁县。。甲：你丫给我滚蛋，滚远远儿的。。。。唉，俺才发现，俺英文飙不了几个，想象力也忒匮乏了。。。今天和一个组玩一个游戏，七八个西人，带俺，没想到遭遇长坂坡，头一回玩游戏成为输家，，原因听俺道来。游戏提目是，把一堆乱七八糟的句子按顺序排好，说出你排的理由，排完以后再续讲故事，续讲部分是高潮。故事得是一个恐怖或惊险故事。正在我努力排顺序的时候，左右一个个都窜着说OVER了，咋回事？这顺序不好排啊，哪种排法都能说出不少原因来。。。。而且姐姐我还没续写呢，赶紧开始写吧，才发现咋完全没思路尼？这只金丝雀我是让它死呢，还是让它流血活着，还是让它丢呢？。。。想得太多，终于决定了，连收尾的句号画成多大的就想好了，，，，时间到了，，所有人都写完了，除了我，，我就勒了个去了我听听那些西人的故事吧，一个个念得眉飞色舞，不管好坏，人家拿起来就读，听的人都津津有味，不停大笑，咱才发现咱既没想象力又没创造力，就算想起来点思路还担心写出来好不好听。。顾虑太多。要我说，我这一代比现在的孩子某些方面幸运多了，我没吃六合鸡，没听人妖歌，没穿污染布，没吸雾霾气。不过俺小时候的教育和现在区别也不大，都是要跟着转头念“人之初”，不许你擅自改成“人最初”。。俺迷失了，话说是想象的大门关闭了，除了FOLLOW不会创新了（换个新词就是这么说）反正这次游戏给俺的感觉就是，俺在族人中不算是个缺乏想象力的人，但血淋淋的现实告诉俺，头脑僵化不是一天两天了。。。俺也可以安慰自己说，最近脑袋有点堵，得清静清静，唉。。。不过俺决定做一些锻炼，头脑锻炼，不能让大脑缩成核桃仁后才反应过来，不过那个时候也反应不过来了。最二逼的是，游戏结束了，俺还流着涎水问，“那排顺序那个有没有答案？”一帮西人莫名其妙地看着我象看一个医院跑出来的精神病，，俺就恨不得，，不钻地缝，太不创新了，恨不得一人给他们一记糖炒栗子！靠！。。。。。。。。别看了，没了。
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反馈:jenesaispas, 天天_向上, 艾米丽娃娃 和 4 其他人 2013-03-22#2 
1,041 $0.00 回复: 俺成了一个游戏中的输家哈哈，不过我也觉得我的想像力越来越差了，现在基本没有想像力了。顺便问一下，您这玩的是什么游戏啊？评论
回复: 俺成了一个游戏中的输家我感觉常常在练习口语的地方做这种游戏 重头戏不在排顺序，而在说故事 故事越荒诞离奇越好
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~~~~大猪小猪摞一盘~~~~回复: 俺成了一个游戏中的输家不过我说LZ啊，你还缺乏想象力呢？那估计我的脑子已经成核桃仁了。。。。 桑心啊
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~~~~大猪小猪摞一盘~~~~回复: 俺成了一个游戏中的输家不是姐的错， 他们太傻，回头跟我玩， 保证你赢，
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回复: 俺成了一个游戏中的输家你看几个knock knock, 小鸡过马路， 两个动物杂交的笑话，就知道思路了，
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回复: 俺成了一个游戏中的输家我觉得我们都是比较严肃的，所有和sex有关的笑话我都觉得下流，不愿意听，更不要说听了会笑了。而且我认为逻辑思维和想象力会互相制约，想象力丰富但缺乏逻辑思维，逻辑思维强则缺乏想象力，我还是喜欢逻辑思维多些。
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回复: 俺成了一个游戏中的输家楼主这么长的贴，俺竟然看完了
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回复: 俺成了一个游戏中的输家我觉得我们都是比较严肃的，所有和sex有关的笑话我都觉得下流，不愿意听，更不要说听了会笑了。而且我认为逻辑思维和想象力会互相制约，想象力丰富但缺乏逻辑思维，逻辑思维强则缺乏想象力，我还是喜欢逻辑思维多些。点击展开...Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.""I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson."And what do you deduce from that?"Watson ponders for a minute."Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?" Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"
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回复: 俺成了一个游戏中的输家Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.""I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson."And what do you deduce from that?"Watson ponders for a minute."Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?" Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"点击展开...幸好我直接把WATSON说的那一段直接跳过了。。。。
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~~~~大猪小猪摞一盘~~~~回复: 俺成了一个游戏中的输家我仅有的一点想象力基本是在睡梦中爆发，经常梦见莫名其妙从未见过的东西或场景，而这些场景或东西，在我清醒的时候，就算被打死，我也是想象不出来的，真是奇了怪了
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感谢生命中的一切人和事，无论好与坏，无论对与错，无论爱与恨，施予的都是收获 我觉得我们都是比较严肃的，所有和sex有关的笑话我都觉得下流，不愿意听，更不要说听了会笑了。而且我认为逻辑思维和想象力会互相制约，想象力丰富但缺乏逻辑思维，逻辑思维强则缺乏想象力，我还是喜欢逻辑思维多些。点击展开...有道理，
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感谢生命中的一切人和事，无论好与坏，无论对与错，无论爱与恨，施予的都是收获 Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.""I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson."And what do you deduce from that?"Watson ponders for a minute."Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?" Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"点击展开...真搞笑，这位watson是干大事的，小小一个tent根本就不记在心上。
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回复: 俺成了一个游戏中的输家我仅有的一点想象力基本是在睡梦中爆发，经常梦见莫名其妙从未见过的东西或场景，而这些场景或东西，在我清醒的时候，就算被打死，我也是想象不出来的，真是奇了怪了点击展开...我估计这是在放松的时候负责想象的细胞就跑出来活跃了。
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回复: 俺成了一个游戏中的输家Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.""I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson."And what do you deduce from that?"Watson ponders for a minute."Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?" Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"点击展开...这故事的亮点不在宇宙万物日月星晨半人马座三颗太阳，也不在帐篷被偷了，而在于他们在一起了是吧？他们在一起了也租上了房子，是为了for fun才去野外住帐篷的对吧？
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回复: 俺成了一个游戏中的输家真搞笑，这位watson是干大事的，小小一个tent根本就不记在心上。点击展开...花生医生思维深邃很浪漫，相比之福尔摩斯计较一个帐篷太小肚鸡肠了。两个好基友出来野营面对满天星斗一起看月亮等待黎明多美好的事啊，生生给他弄成金田一的调调了。
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回复: 俺成了一个游戏中的输家没什么吧，只是不适应罢了。 中国人普遍含蓄内敛，这并不是说，老外的二虎吧唧就是好的
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