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1. Before prom, your parents had stern words for your date:
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回复: 27 Signs You Were Raised By Asian Immigrant Parents2. On vacations, your parents took photos like this: You laughed, rolled your eyes, but years later you realize you should've taken more photos of them.
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回复: 27 Signs You Were Raised By Asian Immigrant Parents3. They did this at the fruit aisle:
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回复: 27 Signs You Were Raised By Asian Immigrant Parents4. And ordered hot water at restaurants.
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回复: 27 Signs You Were Raised By Asian Immigrant Parents5. They coached you on starving before a buffet and gorging only on rib eye and lobsters. Seafood-phobes were deadweight in buffet Olympics.
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回复: 27 Signs You Were Raised By Asian Immigrant Parents6. When the bill came, older relatives fought, i.e., yelled and screamed in the middle of the restaurant, for the right to pay.
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回复: 27 Signs You Were Raised By Asian Immigrant Parents7. Some distant cousin or family friend's son/daughter is always being trotted out as a paragon of perfection that you're falling short of.
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回复: 27 Signs You Were Raised By Asian Immigrant Parents8. When you got sick, your parents fed you bitter herbal brews, or sent you to weird bruising traditional treatments: It didn't actually hurt, but you were always afraid someone would report you to Child Services when you changed for gym.
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回复: 27 Signs You Were Raised By Asian Immigrant Parents9. Your mom's always convinced it's too cold without a jacket outside. And you would never, ever, leave the fan on when you're sleeping.
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回复: 27 Signs You Were Raised By Asian Immigrant Parents10. Your relatives stuffed you with awesome food. And they didn't hesitate to comment when your waistline ballooned. Expert food trolls, those Asian aunts.
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回复: 27 Signs You Were Raised By Asian Immigrant Parents11. You ate savory breakfasts littered with jarred pickles. Rice was always involved.
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回复: 27 Signs You Were Raised By Asian Immigrant Parents12. When they visited you, they always crashed on some relative's couch, or kicked you out of your own bed. They were convinced hotels were a rip-off.
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回复: 27 Signs You Were Raised By Asian Immigrant Parents13. The remote control is wrapped in plastic wrap.
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回复: 27 Signs You Were Raised By Asian Immigrant Parents14. For a household that was low on luxury, there were a lot of foot massagers, back massagers, massage hammers, and massage accessories.
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回复: 27 Signs You Were Raised By Asian Immigrant Parents15. Your mom put fluffy dried pork into your sandwiches, and your friends said it looked like hair. Scarred for life.
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回复: 27 Signs You Were Raised By Asian Immigrant Parents16. Your fridge was packed with jars whose labels never matched the food within. You also saved every jar to store pickled stuff.
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回复: 27 Signs You Were Raised By Asian Immigrant Parents17. You only had bowls. No plates.
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回复: 27 Signs You Were Raised By Asian Immigrant Parents18. The dishwasher was used only as a drying rack.
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回复: 27 Signs You Were Raised By Asian Immigrant Parents19. In the drawers were free napkins, cups, utensils, and mini shampoo bottles your parents hoarded from hotels. Also shower caps, though no one in your family has ever used one before.
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回复: 27 Signs You Were Raised By Asian Immigrant Parents20. Saturdays, you studied your parents' native tongues. Sundays, you practiced an instrument. Your dad was rad if he let you pick the guitar.
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