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廣東笑話一則:
個故事係咁既，德王損兵折將幾經辛苦先戰勝破城，佢大發慈悲，放生城內女性，衹准佢地孭走及手提咁多野，於事全城女性都孭住老公，手提兒女逃亡出城。德王見狀，眼含淚光，但仍尊守其諾言，讓全數人出走無加阻攔。更甚者，本來係打算屠城洩憤既計劃都打消埋，因而獲得世人敬重评论
如果聽日，我手持一支核子死光晒炮衝入太古城，對城內既人講，"你地令我損手爛腳咁仆到黎，我要慾火焚城！"但我又一時起憐憫心心，向佢地起誓："我放生所有有腳既野，然候先殺晒所有人！"於是城內有腳既都雞咁腳走，包括貓貓狗狗，甚至蛇蟲鼠蟻百足。等佢地走晒之後，我又滿眼淚光，決定都係唔焚城。咁，我會唔會好似個德王咁受世人萬世讚頌呢？
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The Women of WeinsbergGermanyWhen King Conrad III defeated the Duke of Welf (in the year 1140) and placed Weinsberg under siege, the wives of the besieged castle negotiated a surrender which granted them the right to leave with whatever they could carry on their shoulders. The king allowed them that much. Leaving everything else aside, each woman took her own husband on her shoulders and carried him out. When the king's people saw what was happening, many of them said that that was not what had been meant and wanted to put a stop to it. But the king laughed and accepted the women's clever trick. "A king" he said, "should always stand by his word."
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