加拿大华人论坛 加拿大生活信息Help Line for software problems: INSTALLING A HUSBAND
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Dear Tech Support,Several years ago, I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend5.0.In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as* Romance 9.5 and* Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as * BOXING AFTER DARK.0* HBO BOXING.1 and* MOVIES.0Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.* Please note that I have tried running Nagging5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.What can I do?Signed,A desperate housewife DEAR DESPERATE housewife,First, keep in mind,* Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while* Husband 1.0 is an operating system.Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.htmland try to download Tears6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt3.0 update.* If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5,Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.* Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will downloadthe Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program.These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limitedmemory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend* Cooking 3.0 and* Hot Lingerie 7.7. Good Luck Babe!Your Tech SupportAdrien
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