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The office phone rings, one of the employees picks up and says:"What kind of an idiot is it that dares to phone me in the middleof my lunch break?!?"The caller shouts back:"Do you have any idea whom you are talking to...?I am the CEO of this company!"The employee replies:"Do you have any idea whom YOU are talking to?"Perplexed the CEO mumbles: "NO!!!"The employee heaves a sigh of relieve and say:"Thank God!!" and hangs up.
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