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JOKE 1 Wife talking to her husband (who reads newspaper all day): I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day. Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily.

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早起的虫子被鸟吃 超赞 赏 majorshenzhen早起的虫子被鸟吃 0$(VIP 0) 13,8412010-11-16#2 回复: I had a wonderful night, I wished you were her.JOKE 2 A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? The father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still paying!!

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早起的虫子被鸟吃 超赞 赏 majorshenzhen早起的虫子被鸟吃 0$(VIP 0) 13,8412010-11-16#3 回复: I have a wonderful night, I wish you were her.JOKE 3 At midnight father saw that his married son leaving home... He asks him: what are you doing? The son replied: Dad I am fed up with my life! My newly marriage is not going well, my wife and my mom keep fighting with each other! I have to pay bills for my in-laws, and I hate this life!!! I want to go far from here, I want to taste every joy of life, and I want to have every fun of life!!! Father said: Wait!!!!!!!! I am coming with you

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早起的虫子被鸟吃 超赞 赏 majorshenzhen早起的虫子被鸟吃 0$(VIP 0) 13,8412010-11-16#4 回复: I have a wonderful night, I wish you were her.JOKE 4 A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answered: Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you? The husband laughed and said: An English girl!!! The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picked her up in the airport and asked: So honey, how was the trip? The wife: Very good, thank you. The husband: And, what happened to my present? The wife: Which present? The husband: What I asked for: the English girl? The wife: Oh, that! Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait a few months to see if it’s a girl!!!

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早起的虫子被鸟吃 超赞 赏 反馈:David Liu majorshenzhen早起的虫子被鸟吃 0$(VIP 0) 13,8412010-11-16#5 回复: I have a wonderful night, I wish you were her.JOKE 5 A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked woman with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn 't like it and moves on, but the husband keeps looking. The wife asks, "What are you waiting for? " The husband replies, "autumn. "

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早起的虫子被鸟吃 超赞 赏 majorshenzhen早起的虫子被鸟吃 0$(VIP 0) 13,8412010-11-16#6 回复: I have a wonderful night, I wish you were her.JOKE 6 A man is sitting reading his newspaper when the wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan. "What the hell was that for? " he asks. "That was for the piece of paper in your trouser pockets with the name Mary Ellen written on it, " she replies. Don 't be silly, " he says. "Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Mary Ellen was the name of one of the horses I bet on. " She seems satisfied at this, and she apologizes. Three days later he 's again sitting in his chair reading when she nails him with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him out cold. When he comes around, he asks again, "What the hell was that for? " "Your fucking horse just phoned. "

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早起的虫子被鸟吃 超赞 赏 majorshenzhen早起的虫子被鸟吃 0$(VIP 0) 13,8412010-11-16#7 回复: I have a wonderful night, I wish you were her.JOKE 7 Wife to husband: you were so drunk last night that you insulted your boss. Husband: piss on him! Wife: you did and he fired you! Husband: fuck him! Wife: I did and you can go back to work tomorrow.

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早起的虫子被鸟吃 超赞 赏 majorshenzhen早起的虫子被鸟吃 0$(VIP 0) 13,8412010-11-16#8 回复: I have a wonderful night, I wish you were her.JOKE 8 A couple drove several miles down a country road with intense silence. Not a word was said to each other. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither wanted to concede his position. As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the wife sarcastically asked, "Relatives of yours? " "Yep, " the husband replied, "in-laws ".

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早起的虫子被鸟吃 超赞 赏 Chinese Canadian两个娃儿的爹 0$(VIP 0) 14,0112010-11-16#9 回复: 粗心老公给老婆发的短信：I have a wonderful night, I wish you were her.笑话1妻子说她的丈夫（谁整天看报纸）：我希望我是报纸，所以我会在你的手中是一整天。丈夫：我也希望那样，这样我就可以每天换一个。

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内事不决问老婆外事不决问Google​ 超赞 赏 Chinese Canadian两个娃儿的爹 0$(VIP 0) 14,0112010-11-16#10 回复: 粗心老公给老婆发的短信：I have a wonderful night, I wish you were her.笑话8一对夫妇开车有着强烈的沉默几英里的乡村公路。没有一个字是说给对方。较早的讨论导致了一个论点，并没有要承认自己的地位。当他们通过了骡子和猪厩肥，妻子讽刺地问：“你的亲人？”“是啊，”丈夫回答说：“公婆”。

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内事不决问老婆外事不决问Google​笑话8一对夫妇开车有着强烈的沉默几英里的乡村公路。没有一个字是说给对方。较早的讨论导致了一个论点，并没有要承认自己的地位。当他们通过了骡子和猪厩肥，妻子讽刺地问：“你的亲人？”“是啊，”丈夫回答说：“公婆”。点击展开...恭喜CC荣升为家园网特级翻译，家园网藏龙卧虎啊。

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风景很美恭喜CC荣升为家园网特级翻译，家园网藏龙卧虎啊。点击展开...

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早起的虫子被鸟吃恭喜CC荣升为家园网特级翻译，家园网藏龙卧虎啊。点击展开...not me, but google

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内事不决问老婆外事不决问Google​笑话8一对夫妇开车有着强烈的沉默几英里的乡村公路。没有一个字是说给对方。较早的讨论导致了一个论点，并没有要承认自己的地位。当他们通过了骡子和猪厩肥，妻子讽刺地问：“你的亲人？”“是啊，”丈夫回答说：“公婆”。点击展开...写错了，不应该是“公婆”而是“岳父岳母”

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