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目前对俺来说，移民加拿大的好处就是俺英文的进步超过了想移民前前20年的总和....
There is a joke: Eighty years ago, there was a poor peasant worker who worked in a small town as a servant of the Kuo Min Tang lord of the county. One day morning, after all night gunfire burst outskirt of the town, some of his fellow peasants in his village came to him and pulled him to a quiet corner of street and asked him, "the communist Red Army have reached several miles away from here and we are going to join them for KMT has failed to give us a good life. If we join them and one day they get success, we all can strut in this town like your KMT lord. Would you like to go with us?" But this peasant worker was one of the most prissy guys in his village. "Are you all crazy?" He answered with disapproval,"my lord have told me the Red Army came here because the powerful government army chased them here. If we joined them and they failed, we would all be hanged. It is not good for us to join the Red Army!" But his fellow villagers didn't listen to him. They knew as a servant of the county lord, he could eat his fill with the lord's dog from the remain food of his lord's daily luxury banquet while they were eating bran, so they all went for Red Army to seek their would-be good life. The time elapsed quickly and twenty years has passed. One day morning, after the gunfire burst outskirt of the town overnight again, some of his fellow servants pulled him to a corner of his lord's already empty office and told him," our lord had fled to an island named Taiwan yesterday and we'll soon have a new lord."
The peasant was eager to see what his new lord look like and he also was eager to know whether he could keep his not bad job. Several hours later, after a sharp screech of a jeep's brake, his new lord came. But the peasant hid his face behind his fellows with horror because he had spotted out his new lord was one of his fellow villagers who ever asked him to join the Red Army. The poor peasant spent all night on the roof of the tallest building of the town with shame and regret. "Why was I so stupid to refuse to join Red Army? What is good to me to stand with my KMT lord?" After failed to figure out the answer of his question, he jump off the building next morning and died. In the hell, when he was wondering whether he would live lonely in this cold, lifeless world, he heard some familiar tongues called him. They were those his fellow villagers who ever called him to join the Red Army, all of them except the one who had been his new lord. But he almost could not spot them out for they were not in their original shapes. Some of them absents legs, some of them absents arms, some of them whose breasts were blasted by cannonballs, some of them whose heads drooped for breaking neck in gallows...when he asked them why they represented like this, all these guys cried, "Do you think the success of revolution could gain without cost? Why didn't we listen your advise to content with KMT's meals of bran? Look at us, what are good for us to join the Red Army?"
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[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]跟着组织部，年年有进步；跟着外贸部，美金大把入；跟着宣传部，稻草吹成树；跟着移民部，越跟越糊涂，不知何时DM...回复: 笑话：移民加拿大的好处能讲出这么一大段文字来，英文确实了得！恭喜！
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回复: 笑话：移民加拿大的好处不好笑
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我是技移，我怕谁！能讲出这么一大段文字来，英文确实了得！恭喜！点击展开...多谢！
可惜俺现在还是只能写不能“讲”，昨天在地铁上向俺那5岁的儿子用英文解释一下车门上那个显示火车位置的带指示灯的地图是怎么工作的，都费了好大的劲。
如果真像大家传说中的，vo们9月开完奥运会开始工作，明年审到俺们这儿允许俺们成行的话....俺希望在2010年冬奥会加拿大公司负责招聘的hr们看完了冬奥会回来干活前，俺能“讲”到这个水平就好喽评论
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]跟着组织部，年年有进步；跟着外贸部，美金大把入；跟着宣传部，稻草吹成树；跟着移民部，越跟越糊涂，不知何时DM...回复: 笑话：移民加拿大的好处HeHe, it seems that you hold negative opinion on our honorable red army. as a sichuan local, I knew the truth of so-called revolutionary legend--Conquering Luding Cable Bridge, which has been worshiped from generation to generation.Nevertheless, after interviewing several senior citizens living in Luding County, I knew that KMT local militants made a cease-fire due to their sympathy on shabby, malnutritioned red army soldier, rather than the overwhelming victory made by red army itself.
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回复: 笑话：移民加拿大的好处HeHe, it seems that you hold negative opinion on our honorable red army.点击展开...No, in a way I respect these first generation communists for both their ability and courage, maybe their luckiness. I'm not belong to those "political-correct" right-wing or left-wing guys who always put their ideological jihad at the first place beyond the fact and reality. What I want to say is not more or less than I have stated in my story, the success could not gain without paying any cost. as a sichuan local, I knew the truth of so-called revolutionary legend--Conquering Luding Cable Bridge, which has been worshiped from generation to generation. Nevertheless, after interviewing several senior citizens living in Luding County, I knew that KMT local militants made a cease-fire due to their sympathy on shabby, malnutritioned red army soldier, rather than the overwhelming victory made by red army itself.点击展开...And I think such things still happen all the time in nowaday China. The ruler doesn't like his underling to tell him the truth and he has no respect to their interests or feeling. He also has no hesitation to piss his followers off if they become useless burdens of him, regardless these guys might ever sacrifice a lot for him. Just as a peasant may slaughter a disabled old cow without any pity though the cow might ever produce a lot of milk for him. So the following of the ruler have to put their interests at the first place above their master's even if it might be harmful to entire system. I think such disloyalty is the main malfunction of a dictatorship system.
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[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]跟着组织部，年年有进步；跟着外贸部，美金大把入；跟着宣传部，稻草吹成树；跟着移民部，越跟越糊涂，不知何时DM...回复: 笑话：移民加拿大的好处走箩!去加拿大学习英语!
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生活在加拿大回复: 笑话：移民加拿大的好处努力学E文
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永不放弃走箩!去加拿大学习英语!点击展开...I'm very envious your guys have settled your case and have mood to go to Canada to learn English.
After coming to Canada, don't act like the peasant victor in my store who have forgoten there still are a lot of his former fellows waiting for "liberation" ...and don't forget to vote the politicians who support enlarging immigration to accelerate the process of your old fellows.(hoping the politicans who disapprove immigrantion are not here, for they might shut the door of immigrantion at once for knowing we would not vote them)
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