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在加拿大 2023年5月18日，中国国家主席习近平在中国陕西省西安市主持中国-中亚峰会的欢迎仪式。REUTERS -FLORENCE LO 今天，西安中亚峰会和广岛G7峰会开幕对比截图在全网疯转，一个炸红暴绿宫女唐...华人论坛

在加拿大 中国的半导体行业靠一个笑话活着：美国搞半导体封锁就是在反向促进中国半导体行业的大发展。可怜的大众根本不知道为何我们的半导体始终发展不起来，只是一味地认为是老美的封...华人论坛

在加拿大 台海网报道，厦门集美区，渔民作业期间每天要开展1次核酸检测。渔民和渔获上岸时，实行“‘人+物’同检”，这意味渔船民和渔获都得接受核酸检测。一名厦门市海洋发展局工作人员...华人论坛

在加拿大 （九爱加拿大网综合）列治文停车的乱象，一向让人目瞪口呆。 还记得一位华裔女车主为取钱方便，竟然把钱泊在列治文架空列车的人行道上。这种停车不客气的架式，真的让加拿大当...华人论坛

在加拿大 别高兴得太早 上帝决定和撒旦举行一场足球赛，上帝对撒旦说：“我赢定了，因为我拥有 世界上最好的球员。” 撒旦回答：“你别高兴得太早了，我请的是中国裁判。” Pas trop conten...华人论坛

在加拿大 客户邮件中说 Our usual payment terms is LC 120 DAYS. 我报价时，说了付款条件，其中这样回的 About Payments terms,I am very sorry that We accept 30-90DAYS L/C only. 各位理解下，客户会不会理解成，我们只能...华人论坛

在加拿大 Keys? Kiss? A friend of mine was giving an English lesson to a class of adult who had recently come to live in the United States. After placing quite a number of everyday objects on a table, he asked various members of the class to give him...华人论坛

在加拿大 A fisherman and his wife had twin sons named Towards and Away. Once the boys were grown, the fisherman took them out to sea to learn the family fishing trade. A week later, the mother saw her husband dock the boat all alone. Oh no! What has...华人论坛

在加拿大 Five Hundred Times In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and request...华人论坛

在加拿大 The Reason of Being Late Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning? Johnny: Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost says, 'School -- Go Slow'. 评论 小笑下，呵呵不错.不错 评论 我学会了一个新单词，...华人论坛

在加拿大 Feel Unhappy.心里难受 Son: Is it wrong to give anyone mental or physical hurt when he felt unhappy? Father: Of cause, it is. Son: Fine, now I am feeling so bad. I lost in two subjects this time. Father(angrily): What? You------ 儿子：是...华人论坛

在加拿大 (1)英语考试中有两道翻译题目： 1、我穿上外套，却发现第一个扣子掉了 2、他听见电话铃响，就过去接电话了 正确答案为：1、i put on my coat and found its first button was gone. 2、as soon as he h...华人论坛

在加拿大 魔鬼的妹夫 A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home. 一位妇人发现丈夫回家的时候总是烂...华人论坛

在加拿大 He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他赢了 汤姆：约翰尼，你...华人论坛

在加拿大 A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen. 一位女士抱着她的宝宝上公交车，司机看到后说：“额，那是我这辈子见过的最丑的小孩。” The woman walks to...华人论坛

在加拿大 A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday? I gave it to a poor old woman, he answered. You’re a good boy, said the mother proudly. Here are two cents more. But why are you...华人论坛

在加拿大 If I Am a Manager One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if I Am a Manager. All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason. “I am waiting for my secretary...华人论坛

在加拿大 大手 Big hands Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have? tudent: Big hands. 大手 老师：如果我左手上有7个桔子，右手上有8个桔子。那么我有什么？ 学生：大手...华人论坛

在加拿大 I'm Glad 我很高兴 A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. Now, children, said she, has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?Please, teacher, said a small boy, I've made someone glad yest...华人论坛

在加拿大 我没有看到另外一块 Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that?Johnny: Well, I suppose it was so dark that I didn’t notice the other. 妈妈：约...华人论坛

在加拿大 很对 Correct Teacher: Jimmy, what are the three words which pupils use most often at school? Jimmy: I don’t know... Teacher: Correct. 教师：吉米，学生在学校里经常用的三个字是什么？ 吉米：不知道…… 老师：...华人论坛

在加拿大 Who do you think you are? The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn’t let him aboard. “It is too crowded, “they shouted.” who do you think you are?” “I am the driver.” he said. 你以为你是...华人论坛

在加拿大 我可以干得慢一些 I Could Do It Slower Patient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth? Dentist: Fifty dollars. Patient: Fifty dollars for a couple of minutes' work? Dentist: Well, I could do it slower, if you like. 我可以干得慢一...华人论坛

在加拿大 Give up your seat to a lady 给女士让座 Give up your seat to a lady Little Johnny says Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. You've done the right thing, says Mommy. But Mommy, I wa...华人论坛

在加拿大 I didn't need the money so badly then 我当时还不缺钱 Looking very unhappy, a poor man entered a doctor's consulting-room. Doctor, he said, you must help me. I swallowed a penny about a month ago. Good heavens, man! said the doctor. W...华人论坛

在加拿大 Good Sight 好视力 Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly? Witness: Well, when I wake up in the morning I see the Sun, and they tell me it's about ninety-three...华人论坛

在加拿大 醉酒 Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad? Well, my son, his fat...华人论坛

在加拿大 丑女 An Ugly Woman Mike: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party. Mary: Why was that? Mike: She wasn't wearing one. 麦克：一次舞会上，当大家要求我姑姑拿掉她的面具时，她非常...华人论坛

在加拿大 Compare other things？比一下其他？ Son: Mom, John has a pair of shoes with Gordon’s name signed. Mom: You just care about this? Haven’t you compared other things? Son: Yes, his mother is prettier than you. 儿子：妈妈，John有...华人论坛

在加拿大 My little dog can't read 狗不识字 Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read. 布朗夫人：哦， 亲爱的...华人论坛

在加拿大 省一半的煤save half of the coal A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning. She was very e xcited, and said: That'll be terrific! Since one stove can save half of...华人论坛

在加拿大 A Woman's answer A husband said to his wife, Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish? Well, his wife answered at once. The reason is very simple. God made us beautiful so men would love us; God made us foolish so we would marry...华人论坛

在加拿大 谁的50分 Jacky: I found 50 cents on the sidewalk in front of school.Tommy: I think it's mine. I dropped 50 cents there today and couldn't find it.Jacky: But what I found was two quarters.Tommy: Then I'm sure it's mine. It probably broke...华人论坛

在加拿大 你听过最搞笑的英文笑话是什么？—— You are sun of a beach. 你是沙滩上的一缕阳光。 评论 http://share.vrs.sohu.com/my/v.s ... falsefrom=page 评论 确实笑了 评论 AWESOME. 评论 All that glitters is not gold...华人论坛

在加拿大 一，just want to see 就是想看看 screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized...华人论坛

在加拿大 刚才在网站看到这2个段笑话，琢磨半天实在不知道是什么意思，笑点在哪里啊？？？ The thinnest book What is the thinnest book in the world? What men know about women. a man and E.T. What is the difference betwe...华人论坛

在加拿大 The economy is so bad that... I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. I ordered a burger at Mc Donald's and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that? CEO's are now playing miniature golf. If the bank returns...华人论坛

在加拿大 老外要让快递来上门取件，我样品都准备好了，老外一直没有消息，我郁闷死了 we have made the sample for you for a long time,please call the courier to take the sample ASAP. and I hope you have a most happy and p...华人论坛

在加拿大 Dear Dad, Berlin is wonderful,people are nice and i really like it here.but dad,i am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train your son,Nasser 不知这...华人论坛

在加拿大 记者问武大郎，最近你老婆被西门庆强占，有何评论？ 大郎说:自从娘子被霸占以来，我一直密切关注事态的进展。 众所周知，潘金莲自古以来就是我老婆，我对金莲拥有无可争辩的主...华人论坛

在加拿大 一个笑话一个笑话 [ 本帖最后由 steelpipe2 于 2010-3-18 15:07 编辑 ] 评论 网络上一搜电话都出来了 评论 有什么问题请咨询。。。。。。。 评论 他们网上有各个地方的联络方式,您可以直联系...华人论坛

在加拿大 看到的一个笑话: 20XX年,一老人垂危之即,颤抖着嘴唇说：“孩子等……等你把我们交给ECVV的钱花完了……花完了，一定……要来告诉我，我在下面想知道……”孩子说：“放心吧爷爷，...华人论坛

在加拿大 本人做采购虽然只有一年多的时间，但是，刚刚那个工厂打电话给我，说我们的样版如果要打样，打样费要一千，下单后返还。 我听了，直接要他们把样版给我寄回来！（他连忙说，可...华人论坛

在加拿大 因防疫而全面停驶的上海地铁昨天4线率先恢复营运，媒体抢直播亟欲呈现陆续复常，却遇上吐槽封城真是笑话的诚实大妈，记者尴尬赶紧挪开麦克风，镜头也转向别处。 上海疫情趋缓，...华人论坛

在加拿大 [转贴]一个笑话引发的——管理新观念去年上半年看到这样一个笑话：一个美国人到德国去旅游，德国一家旅游公司派了一条名叫“业务员”的狗，这条叫“业务员”的狗兢兢业业，认认...华人论坛

在加拿大 打位外贸人士啊~~有没有听说过文职人员拿提成做事的啊??/?我们老板在上一个什么管理类课程,然后在公司生意不是特别好的情况下提出所有公司人员按提成做事~~底薪1千~~包括财务包括...华人论坛

在加拿大 看到这样一个笑话： 一个美国人到德国去旅游，德国一家旅游公司派了一条名叫“业务员”的狗，这条叫“业务员”的狗兢兢业业，认认真真，带领美国人游遍德国，给美国人留下了深...华人论坛

在加拿大 某女户外钓鱼 ，途中遇到劫匪……某女颤抖着对劫匪说：“大哥！俺是做外贸的，这些年光写开发信和群聊了，没干正经事，还没嫁出去呢，眼下还打着工，一个月一千多块，你看看我...华人论坛

在加拿大 你们头像那个戴着黑框眼镜，总是笑得很诡异的老外是何方神圣？货代小白好奇0 0 评论 笑一个 评论 不能笑而不语啊，坑爹啊！ 评论 因为很多人喜欢那他当头像啊，我感觉不一般...那...华人论坛

在加拿大 我们的加拿大总理小土豆 已经成为十足的网红了 每每打卡一个网红圣地 都能闹出一堆乌龙笑话 这不，土豆这几天在乌克兰 都被喷成筛子了 对，你没看错， 土豆这几天跑到乌克兰打卡...华人论坛