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(1)英语考试中有两道翻译题目:1、我穿上外套,却发现第一个扣子掉了
2、他听见电话铃响,就过去接电话了
正确答案为:1、i put on my coat and found its first button was gone.
2、as soon as he heard the phone ringing,he went to pick it up.
但某考生的答案是:
1、shit!
2、Hello?
(2) 某人刻苦学习外语,一日上街不慎撞到老外,
忙道:i'm sorry
老外道:i'm sorry too
某人听后又道:i'm sorry three
老外不解,问道:what are you sorry for?
某人无奈,道:i'm sorry five
(3) 上初一时,英语老师叫我们读课文,恰好有一段对话,于是要一男一女两个同学来读
男:what time is it now?
女:it's nine
男:Let's go to bed .
女:ok!we go to bed at nine
全场绝倒!!
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我承认,笑了
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第二个和第三个很好笑
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The last one is funning
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LAUGH , LAUGH AND LAUGH ! REALLY???????
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ya, very good
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Just so so.
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有点点意思。。。。
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Wife talking to her husband,who reads newspaper all day: I wish I were a
newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.
Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily
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笑了
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haha
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LOL
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确实很好笑!
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