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The Reason of Being Late
  Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning?
  Johnny: Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost says, 'School -- Go Slow'.

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小笑下,呵呵不错.不错

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我学会了一个新单词, guidepost,路牌, 指路牌

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再来一个。

A Girl Just Like Mother

No matter which girl he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice.

“Find a girl just like your mother—then she's bound to like her.

So the young man searched and searched, and finally found the girl.He told his friendly adviser:

“Just like you said, I found a girl who looked,talked,dressed, and even cooked like mother.And just as you said,mother liked her”

“So,”asked the friend,“what happened?”

“Nothing,”said the young man.“My father hates her!”

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轻松一刻

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........funny

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good

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,very good.

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more interesting

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Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
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