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1、女“性“英语你真的听懂了对方在说什么吗？有些时候潜台词和字面的意思正相反... Yes = No.No = Yes.Maybe = No.I'm sorry = You'll be sorry.We need = I want.It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.We need to talk = I need to complain.Sure go ahead = I don't want you to.I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.Are you listening to me!? =　Too late, you're dead.Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.The same old thing = Nothing.Nothing = Everything.Everything = My PMS is acting up.Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an asshole

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三千日夜吟愁赋，一亿白发尽满头。梦入枫林遍芳丛，觉来惆怅恨无数。 [[FONT=宋体]加拿大，请在不远的地方等我http://www.canadameet.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=263009][/FONT] [[FONT=宋体]起程-[FONT=宋体]献给[/FONT]91[FONT=宋体]旧政和[/FONT][FONT=宋体]新政的同路人[/FONT]][/FONT] [[FONT=宋体]一个等待移民者的内心独白http://www.canadameet.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=255315[FONT=宋体]][/FONT][/FONT]回复: 英语有性别吗？男“性“英语摘要：不光女性有自己独特的表达方式，男人同样也有自己独特的表达方式，相比女性而言，男人的语言更加直接，更加生理，更加下半身。I'm hungry = I'm hungry.I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.I'm tired　= I'm tired.Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you.What's wrong? = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this.What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?I love you = Let's have sex now.I love you, too = Okay, I said it, we'd better have sex now!Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before.Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep.person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.(while shopping) I like that one better = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together = I am gay.

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三千日夜吟愁赋，一亿白发尽满头。梦入枫林遍芳丛，觉来惆怅恨无数。 [[FONT=宋体]加拿大，请在不远的地方等我http://www.canadameet.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=263009][/FONT] [[FONT=宋体]起程-[FONT=宋体]献给[/FONT]91[FONT=宋体]旧政和[/FONT][FONT=宋体]新政的同路人[/FONT]][/FONT] [[FONT=宋体]一个等待移民者的内心独白http://www.canadameet.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=255315[FONT=宋体]][/FONT][/FONT]回复: 英语有性别吗？学习

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[FONT=楷体_GB2312]删除昨天的烦恼、选择今天的快乐、设置明天的幸福、存储永远的爱心[/FONT][FONT=楷体_GB2312]取消无谓的烦恼、粘贴美丽的心情、复制醉人的风景、记录精彩的人生[/FONT]回复: 英语有性别吗？I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together = I am gay.wondering 。。。

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===================Fight, Love, Make MistakeI don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together = I am gay.wondering 。。。点击展开...

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寒月悲笳，万里西风瀚海沙;碧血丹心，关河渺茫梦征尘。回复: 英语有性别吗？女性英语叫English。男性英语叫Anglish。

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