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[FONT=arial,sans-serif]转发：Canadian Citizenship Application[/FONT] [FONT=arial,sans-serif]An immigrant from China is applying for citizenship in Canada . He is to be interviewed by a Canadian immigration officer. He does not speak English well and knows nothing about Canada . Therefore, he invited a special translator to help him in his interview.[/FONT] 一??自中? 的移民,要申?加拿大 公民; 他不?真英遮,,更不 了解加拿大. ?了移民官的 面?,他?了??翻 诅??忙. Officer: Do you know who was the first Prime Minister of Canada ?官?提?;『??加拿大 的首任?理是侦?』 [FONT=arial, sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial, sans-serif]Translator: ( in Cantonese) The officer asked you, Where do you usually go if you want to eat hamburger?[/FONT] 翻诅用??? 真;「移民官?你;『如果你想吃 ?堡,通常你?去哪 彦??』 [FONT=arial, sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial, sans-serif]Man: (answered to the officer) Oh..... McDonald (the first Prime Minister of Canada is Sir John MacDonald.)[/FONT] 申?人?著移 民官回答真; 『噢 ! ???!! 』(加拿大的 首任?理,叫做Sir John MacDonald.) The officer nodded his head and then asked the second question. 移民官?钷,然後?下一? ?铨; Officer: Could you tell me which province you're living in now?移民官?;「你可以告灾 我,你?在住哪一 省???」 [FONT=arial, sans-serif]Translator: (in Cantonese) The officer just asked you, What is the dirtiest thing in your nose? [/FONT]翻诅用??? 真;「移民官?你;『甚?,是你鼻子彦最 篥的?西? 』」 [FONT=arial, sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial, sans-serif]Man: (replied to the officer in Cantonese) Ah..... Bay See (which means nose dirt in Chinese) (The man lives in the province of British Columbia, commonly known as B.C.)[/FONT]申?人用?? ?回答移民官真; 『 啊鼻屎!! ! 』(即中文 鼻子彦的篥?西) (他住在the province of British Columbia, ?费?B.C.???鼻屎同 音) The officer nodded his head again and asked the final question.移民官又?钷,而後?最後? 铨. Officer: Do you know what your privilege is when you become Canadian?移民官?; 「你成?加拿 大公民後,享有甚??利??」 [FONT=arial, sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial, sans-serif]Translator: (in Cantonese) The officer asked you, How does a dog sounds like when it barks?[/FONT]翻诅用??? 真;「移民官?你;『狗吠的?候,叫?是怎???』 」 [FONT=arial, sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial, sans-serif]Man: (demonstrated the sound to the officer)... Woe, Woe. (Vote, Vote. One of the privileges of a Canadian is the right to vote.)[/FONT]申?人?著移 民官的面,做出狗吠的? 音;『Woe, Woe!!』(Vote, Vote.) 成?加拿大公 民的特?之一,就是投票(Vote. ) The officer told the man that all the questions were answered correctly, shook hands with him and congratulated him that he had passed the interview to be a Canadian citizen.移民官告灾申 ?人真;所有的?铨都 答?,跟他握手, ?且向他恭 喜,已?通咿成? 加拿大公民的面?了!! 呃位翻诅真? 害! 不但英文好 反?特快 睫??明 更膣能可倨 的就是睫?蓖忠?守、?足客? 所需! 物超所值啊!!
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回复: 转发：这个公民入籍翻译的笑话，十年前曾经看过。呵呵~~
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回复: 转发：这个公民入籍翻译的笑话，十年前曾经看过。呵呵，语言是相通的。。
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回复: 转发：这个公民入籍翻译的笑话，十年前曾经看过。想起麦当劳，盯着鼻屎，汪汪两下，谁也阻止不了我前进的步伐。
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早起的虫子被鸟吃回复: 转发：这个公民入籍翻译的笑话，十年前曾经看过。呵呵
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加國獎學金申請加拿大、美國、英國,大學申請網站JUST KEEP GOING It's the dream,afraid of waking,that never takes the chance.回复: 转发：这个公民入籍翻译的笑话，十年前曾经看过。原来成了加拿大公民就是一只狗啊。。。
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人生不过是行走的影子回复: 转发：这个公民入籍翻译的笑话，十年前曾经看过。求：该翻译电话，email, 住址。。。。。
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回复: 转发：这个公民入籍翻译的笑话，十年前曾经看过。哈哈
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回复: 转发：这个公民入籍翻译的笑话，十年前曾经看过。原来成了加拿大公民就是一只狗啊。。。点击展开...GOOGLE 汪汪汪
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回复: 转发：这个公民入籍翻译的笑话，十年前曾经看过。求：该翻译电话，email, 住址。。。。。点击展开... 同问！！
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好兄弟，有话好好说！回复: 转发：这个公民入籍翻译的笑话，十年前曾经看过。无所不用其极啊
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回复: 转发：这个公民入籍翻译的笑话，十年前曾经看过。[FONT=arial,sans-serif]转发： [FONT=arial,sans-serif]Canadian Citizenship Application[/FONT][/FONT][FONT=arial,sans-serif][FONT=arial,sans-serif]An immigrant from China is applying for citizenship in Canada . He is to be interviewed by a Canadian immigration officer. He does not speak English well and knows nothing about Canada . Therefore, he invited a special translator to help him in his interview.[/FONT][/FONT]一??自中? 的移民,要申?加拿大 公民; 他不?真英遮,,更不 了解加拿大. ?了移民官的 面?,他?了??翻 诅??忙.Officer: Do you know who was the first Prime Minister of Canada ?官?提?;『??加拿大 的首任?理是侦?』[FONT=arial, sans-serif]Translator: ( in Cantonese) The officer asked you, Where do you usually go if you want to eat hamburger?[/FONT]翻诅用??? 真;「移民官?你;『如果你想吃 ?堡,通常你?去哪 彦??』[FONT=arial, sans-serif]Man: (answered to the officer) Oh..... McDonald (the first Prime Minister of Canada is Sir John MacDonald.)[/FONT]申?人?著移 民官回答真; 『噢! ???!! 』(加拿大的 首任?理,叫做Sir John MacDonald.)The officer nodded his head and then asked the second question.移民官?钷,然後?下一? ?铨;Officer: Could you tell me which province you're living in now?移民官?;「你可以告灾 我,你?在住哪一 省???」[FONT=arial, sans-serif]Translator: (in Cantonese) The officer just asked you, What is the dirtiest thing in your nose? [/FONT]翻诅用??? 真;「移民官?你;『甚?,是你鼻子彦最 篥的?西? 』」[FONT=arial, sans-serif]Man: (replied to the officer in Cantonese) Ah..... Bay See (which means nose dirt in Chinese) (The man lives in the province of British Columbia, commonly known as B.C.)[/FONT]申?人用?? ?回答移民官真; 『啊鼻屎!! ! 』(即中文 鼻子彦的篥?西) (他住在the province of British Columbia, ?费?B.C.???鼻屎同 音)The officer nodded his head again and asked the final question.移民官又?钷,而後?最後? 铨.Officer: Do you know what your privilege is when you become Canadian?移民官?; 「你成?加拿 大公民後,享有甚??利??」[FONT=arial, sans-serif]Translator: (in Cantonese) The officer asked you, How does a dog sounds like when it barks?[/FONT]翻诅用??? 真;「移民官?你;『狗吠的?候,叫?是怎???』 」[FONT=arial, sans-serif]Man: (demonstrated the sound to the officer)... Woe, Woe. (Vote, Vote. One of the privileges of a Canadian is the right to vote.)[/FONT]申?人?著移 民官的面,做出狗吠的? 音;『Woe, Woe!!』(Vote, Vote.) 成?加拿大公 民的特?之一,就是投票(Vote. )The officer told the man that all the questions were answered correctly, shook hands with him and congratulated him that he had passed the interview to be a Canadian citizen.移民官告灾申 ?人真;所有的?铨都 答?,跟他握手, ?且向他恭 喜,已?通咿成? 加拿大公民的面?了!! 呃位翻诅真? 害! 不但英文好反?特快睫??明更膣能可倨 的就是睫?蓖忠?守、?足客? 所需! 物超所值啊!!点击展开... 应该搬家到 NEW BRUNSWICK省（ NB省）去。 真NB。
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美東 加東 旅遊包車、導遊、英法語陪同翻譯、長短途接送。高端訂製遊：蒙特利爾、多倫多、魁北克、渥太華、尼亞加拉瀑布、紐約、華盛頓、費城、波士頓...加入世界各族人民，拿來全球多種精華，於是這個國家就變大。China is my mother, Canada is my lover.回复: 转发：这个公民入籍翻译的笑话，十年前曾经看过。这个很强大，看了一会才懂的啥意思
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卡屯集结号(137990988)Calgary Badminton Group (168454634)回复: 转发：这个公民入籍翻译的笑话，十年前曾经看过。哈哈
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回复: 转发：这个公民入籍翻译的笑话，十年前曾经看过。真逗！我也想聘此翻译。呵呵！
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人生就是如此，不管你是否准备好，不管你是全身心的拥抱还是拒绝，它就按照它的节奏，不容置疑地向前走着……回复: 转发：这个公民入籍翻译的笑话，十年前曾经看过。评论
回复: 转发：这个公民入籍翻译的笑话，十年前曾经看过。哈......
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回复: 转发：这个公民入籍翻译的笑话，十年前曾经看过。哈哈，好笑啊！
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