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A Sonnet Dedicated to an Anonymous ShitizenO, how harmoneyous doth thy country stand,With thy departyments carassing thee,Bunaildings vanishing as hath been plann'd,And each mathblind assign'd a sexret'ry.Enjoying freedamn thou must thank Green Dam,And Great Fire Wall for guarding innernet,Outside of which is evil Uncle Sam,Whose lure of love is doom'd to be upset.Commit thy suihide or grasp a knife,Or keep thy smilence facing pussy-ups:In democrazy thou know'st this is life,Just like a dinning table full of cups.On May the Thirty-fifth have candles lit,For fellas martyrish'd by yakeshit.Note:shitizen = shit + citizenharmoney = harmony + moneydepartyment = department + partycarass = caress + assbunailding = building + nailsexretary = sex + secretaryfreedamn = freedom + damninnernet = inner + internetsuihide = suicide + hidesmilence = smile + silencepussy-up = pussy + push-updemocrazy = democracy + crazyyakeshit = yakexi + shit
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