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开始部分---------人类的未来究竟在哪里？文明的薪火背后，是永无止境的分歧。当分歧无法解决的时候，悲剧就发生了。
历史的车轮还会这样的转下去吗？
我梦想有一天，有一样东西能将世界上所有的争端都化为无形，刀枪入库，铸剑为犁。我梦想有一天，有一个方法能解决人类所有的争端，大地鲜花盛开，孩子们重展笑颜。
二十一世纪什么最贵？ 和谐！！
What is the future of humanity? Behind the web and flow is a torrent of eternal conflict. when the conflict continue, they give birth to tragedy.
Dose the sheel of history keep turning like this?
I have a dream. I dream of a day when there will be a way to resolve all the world’s conflicts, swords beaten into ploughshares and spears into pruning booksy. I dream of a day ,there will be a product able to resolve any human conflicts, flowers in the fields shall bloom and children shall once more know joy.
What is this century’s precious commodity?
Peace!!
葛大爷和范伟的对话部分：、
这段里 范伟太搞笑了！ 我反正是乐的不行了------------
说明: G -代表葛大爷， F-- 代表范伟，这个A就代表那个秘书吧！嘿嘿
A: Yes Mr fan?
F: This inventor, what’s his name again?
A: Qin Fen. Qin as in Qin dynasty. Fen as in the struggle! He’s waiting in the living room.
F: Show him to the dining room.
A: Yes sir.
This is Mr Fan, angel investor. Mr Qin inventor of the CRT2008.
这儿就是经典的开始：
F: Shall we speak English or Chinese?
G: Your decision . Which ever is more natural .
F: Then let’s use our mother tongue. Nice to meet you.
G: Our mother tongue.
F: Oops , look at me. So used to English ,I forget my own language. 见到你非常高兴。
G: A pleasure.
F: Sit down. Give me the specifics. This invention of yours what inspired it?
G: The root of the world’s endless wars and escalating conflicts is our inability to judge disputes impartially
F: Continue!
G: As children, we all played a game . Rock, paper, scissors. You’ve played it? It’s our most primal and effective conflict resolution method. So why as adults have we discarded this method?
F: Why?
G: Two critical flaws, hand velocity differential and last minute sleight of hand. Sleight of hand
F: Ah , Rock, paper, scissors. A cuaning hand can cheat.
G: The Conflict Resolution Terminal wipes out both flaws. Hold it here, stick your hand in. not your head! Your hand! Let’s try it.. Rock, paper, scissors. Ready?
F: Yes.
G: Pull it open at the count of three. One—two—three
F: Fascinating! It is cheat proof. You invented this?
G: I did. Just imagine. For instance, this beautiful girl here, if we both wanted her ,but-----
F: Don’t even think about it.
G: It was hypothetical. If we all had Conflict Resolution Terminals the wars in the Balkans and Middle East, American presidential elections to elect a white or black president, win or loses the tube decides!
F: Super good!
G: The CRT2008 is useful in all aspects of life. It’s a revolutionary product.
F: Say no more. This will be a massive high-tech IPO. I’ll buy the patenl. Name a price
G: Two millions.
F: One million.
G: Two millions.
F: One million.
G: Let’s do this, let the CRT2008 decide
F: Good idea
G: Ready?
F: Yes!
G: Rock, paper, scissors. One two three Resolved!
F: You get yourself a deal.(愿赌服输！)
G: I meant US dollars
F: Huh! I meant British pounds.
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是很搞笑
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哈哈，中午刚看过，笑得不行
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征婚启事
你要想找一帅哥就别来了。你要想找一钱包就别见了，硕士学历以上的免谈，女企业家免谈（小商小贩除外），省的咱们互相都会失望。刘德华和阿汤哥那种才貌双全的郎君是不会来征你的婚的，当然我也没做诺丁山的梦。你要真是一仙女，我也接不住。没期待你长的跟画报封面一样，看一眼就魂飞魄散。外表时尚，内心保守，身心健康的一般人就行，要是多少有点婉约，那就更靠谱了！心眼别太多，岁数别太小，会叠衣服，每次洗完烫平，叠得都像刚从商店里买回来的一样。说的够具体了吧！
自我介绍一下，我岁数已经不小了,自己小康。抽烟，不喝酒。留学生身份出去的，在国外生活了十几年，没正经上过学，蹉跎中连就一身生存技能。现在学无所成，海外归来，实话实说，应该定性为一只“没有公司，没有股票，没有学位”的三无伪海龟。人品五五开，不算老实但天生胆小，杀人不犯法，我也下不去手。总体而言，还是属于对社会有益而无害的一类。
有意者电联！
非诚勿扰！
Looking for hot guys, don’t bother. No gold-diggers either. To avoid mutual disappointment master's degree not reply, women enterpriser need not reply (tradeswoman and peddlers excepted). Perfect man like Andy Liu and Tom won’t be seeking you here. Nor do I expect to find Julia Roberts. Even if you were a goddess I couldn’t handle you. I’m not expecting a cover girl to blow ne away with your beauty. Just a same healthy woman with modern on the outside, tradition on the inside. Slightly demure would be ideal. Don’t be too young ,don’t be too complicated. Proficiency in folding laundry a plus, preferably pressed and folded like they just come off the store shelf. Am I being too specific?
Let me introduce myself. I’m no longer young. Solidly middle-class. Smoke but don’t drink. Went abroad to study, lived overseas for a decade. Never really studied much. I slacked and learned a few salvaged skills. I’ve returned without accomplishment. Truthfully, I’m what they call a “three strikes” returnee. No company, no stocks, no degree. Morally I’m about 50:50. I’m not angel just too cowardly to do wrong. All in all , I’d classify myself as a constructive member of society.
If interested, Please call !
I hope you’re the one!!
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哈哈哈 really funny
it will be very useful
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very good!!!
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“长得挺好看的，吃了可惜了，留着生小熊。”这句的英文是？
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上个礼拜六本来去看的,可是要等.所以就打乒乓球去了......
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看的时候是会笑下，不过看完就没感觉了，所以还是没什么看头...
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Looks very pretty, and eat a pity, remained Health Bear
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楼主，谢谢了~~~很搞笑的一部戏~~~英文是楼主自己译的吗还是电影字幕啊？
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