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1.This is a special Christmas card message. I found it on the internet.2.Santa was laid off this year. Good thing we have a stimulus package under the Christmas tree.
3.Energy and environmental experts predict that, at current consumption rates, Santa will run out of sustainable coal for stockings by 2020. Stop being so naughty!
4.I bought you a car for Christmas this year… I meant CARD. Oops, did I say car?
5.I bought this envelope for you and they threw in the Christmas card for free.
6.I’m not sure what you wanted for Christmas, so I just got you this card.
7.I would tell you, “Merry Christmas,” but I don’t think it will work out between you two.
8.Did you know Santa has dyslexia? He spells his name S-a-t-a-n.
9.Too bad we can’t show each other the same Christian love on the road and in stores the way we do at Christmas time.
10.He knows when you are sleeping… He knows when you’re away… He knows when you’ve been bad or good… He knows how much you make… I’ll give you one guess. That’s right, big brother, the government.
11."It's ironic that at the same time our bellies are gaining weight during the holidays, our wallets are going on a diet and losing weight. Happy Holidays"
12."Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year's Resolution failure."
13."What do you get when you take Christmas time and take away all the hassle of shopping and busyness of the traditions? A Holy Day. Happy Holidays!"
14."If you divorce Christmas using the Santa Clause, Christmas becomes X-mas. Then you can marry Holly Day!"
15."Wishing you a holiday season filled with stress, cold, and anger. Hey, at least this is realistic."
16."Sorry kids, Santa died. But the good news is now you can listen to Santana songs instead of Santa songs at Christmas time."
17."I think the holidays were created to punish those who have been naughty. I must be on the naughty list every year, cause I feel punished."
18."I got an idea, let's make a day every year where people are pressured socially to be kind, generous, happy, and patient. Oh yeah, that's already been done. Merry Christmas."
19."Santa is just another example that fat dudes are the jolliest. Have a jolly Christmas."
加拿大电商昨天我把提单复件发给了客户，今天收到了他回信，如下： Dear Nicholas, please send all shipping documents. We will check B/L copy and we will reply ASAP. Thank you Best Regards ......................................... 加拿大电商刚从事这行半年，对电子行业不了解，自己整理了些，算是学习，供大家分享，也请大家补充。我毕竟是个文科生，对这方面知识严重欠缺。 DVD:英文全名是Digital Video Disk, 即数字视频光
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