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How ComeA man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.How ComeA woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.How ComeA successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.How ComeTo be happy with a woman you must love her a lot. And not try to understand her at all.How ComeMarried men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.How ComeAny married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.How ComeMen wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.How ComeA woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.How ComeA woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.How ComeThere are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage.How ComeIf a man talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment If a woman talks dirty to a man it's nine dollars a minute
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回复: 转帖英语笑话把man换成中国人民CPPL, 把woman换成中共 CCP, 这些句子也比较有意思To be happy with CPP you must love her a lot. And not try to understand her at all.
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