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Wife: 'What are you doing?'Husband : Nothing. Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'Husband : 'I was looking for the expiration date.' ------------------------------- Wife : 'Do you want dinner?' Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?' Wife : 'Yes or no.' ------------------------------- Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?' Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.' Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?' Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?' ---------------------------------------------------- Stress Reliever-- Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.' Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.' Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.' ------------------------------Son: ' Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.' Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.' Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.' ________________________________ A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?' 'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!' ---------------------------------------------------- Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever The guy replies: 'Thanks for the warning.' ------------------------------- A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?' He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor.

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回复: 笑一笑十年少I like your sense of humor.

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一个人不会孤独, 因为我心还有佛祖回复: 笑一笑十年少those are the real life quotes between river sister and river brother no?

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回复: 笑一笑十年少I'm becoming 10 years younger.

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开心了就笑，不开心了就过会儿再笑！ 高兴了就乐，不高兴了就使劲乐！those are the real life quotes between river sister and river brother no?点击展开...Umm, the second one is

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回复: 笑一笑十年少I'm becoming 10 years younger.点击展开...要叫你舍利妹妹了.

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回复: 笑一笑十年少要叫你舍利妹妹了.点击展开...No big, no small. 没大没小。哈哈

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开心了就笑，不开心了就过会儿再笑！ 高兴了就乐，不高兴了就使劲乐！No big, no small. 没大没小。哈哈点击展开...wherer where sisiter said heavy.哪里哪里, 姐姐言重了.

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回复: 笑一笑十年少哈..

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回复: 笑一笑十年少I have laughed so much that I were a teenager now. Poor boy, I had to to go the secondary.

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回复: 笑一笑十年少wherer where sisiter said heavy.哪里哪里, 姐姐言重了.点击展开...Who do you think you are?

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一个人不会孤独, 因为我心还有佛祖Who do you think you are?点击展开...u should say "u think u are who?"

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回复: 笑一笑十年少o(∩_∩)o...

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