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What happened?How can we lose gold count to China, a third world country?Let’s have a national holiday of mourning. No one objects I bet!Let’s have a national contest of the best excuses of winning so less gold medals.It has to be the BEST, so it could worth a gold in this category.What to do?Borrow more money from China to buy foreign coaches…No Speedo to Australia and China.My secret weapon is to import 8 Jamaican runners. Money talks!Bribe the judges (a little harder as everyone hates us but money talks again).Change all the rules to our favor: 5 medals for basketball, 1 for table tennis, 0 for diving…All tiebreakers must go our way as our sponsors own the Olympics.We will amplify their “shortcomings”:copying our advance lip sing technique, working too hard, starting before you can walk…The Chinese must have put slippery jell on our batons and/or the gym apparatus.Develop a dope that can take out all dope traces from our body.“One country, all medals” is our new Olympics slogan.The more wishfully we think, the closer we succeed. How to heal now, really?Write to Dear Abby for starter.Bronze is the same as gold if not better.If you do not believe me, ask any blind person here.It is harder to get a bronze as we have to LET two others to win.We’ll train our athletes for the bronze from now on.NBC should interview bronze winners only as they are the real winners.Actually we’ll be happier to be #3 and build a better relationship with other nations.Stop laughing. It is a fact!!!Phelps, we love you more with 8 bronze medals - it is no easy job to let 2 and ONLY 2 pass you 8 times.If everything does not work, turn ugly.Ask McDonald’s and KFC to give away their “food” (better than opium) to China FREE, so their next generation will be so fat that they cannot walk to the subway station.Send soldiers to grab the medals, esp. gold. Hey, we have the best offense.Will the world be better if we only fought for gold medals only (bronze medals in our case)?What an Olympic spirit to celebrate the winning of the bronze!

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回复: 看看美国人怎么调侃他们的奥运成绩IMHO, the yanks don't have to be so frustrated about their "golden-medals-less-than-China" loss. Actually, they did a pretty good job. If you take a look at their results, you will find that the only problem with Uncle Sam this time is that they lost too many battles in the final. Just see how many silver medals they got! Such misfortune can happen to any country.

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因为你我不同, 所以世界精彩!! China: Gold 51 + silver 21 = 72US: Gold 36 + Silver 38 = 74. Still china wins, the reason is we can't give Gold and Silver the same weight no matter how to count.点击展开...You missed my point, bro. I mean the yanks were not lucky this time so they lagged far behind China.

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