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Today is the first day of 2012.New leaf,new start.
Although only two-day holiday,it still make me relaxed in the busy work life. This morning,I was at my aunt's home and taught my cousin to play games.His favorite game is Armor Hero but he is too young to play it.So I must showed to him using my chilblained hands. Winter is so cold here and my hands annually have frostbite.
The weather is often warm in the south and maybe I won't get frostbite if living there.
Now I will continue to watch teleplayer 《Qian Shan Mu Xue》
[ 本帖最后由 Jdelazar 于 2012-1-1 17:23 编辑 ]
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My name is Mary Alice Young.
When you read this morning's paper,you may come across an article about the unusual day I had last week.
Normally,there's never anything newsworthy about my life.
But that all changed last Thursday.
Of course,everything seemed as normal at first.
(Here we are,Waffles.)I made my breakfast for my family.
I performed my chores.I completed my projects.I ran my errands.
In truth,I spent the day as I spent every other day quietly polishing the routine of my life until it gleamed with perfection.
That's why it was so astonishing.
When I decided to go to my hallway closet to retrieve a revolver that has never been used.
My body was discovered by my neighbor,Mrs. Martha Huber,who had been startled by a strange popping sound.
Her curiosity aroused.
Mrs. Huber tried to think of a reason for dropping in on me unannounced.
After some initial hesitation,she decided to return the blender she had borrowed from me 6 months before.
It's my neighbor.I think she's been shot,there's blood everywhere.Yes.you've got to send an ambulance.You've got to sent one right now.
And for a moment,Mrs. Huber stood motionless in her kitchen grief-stricken by this senseless Tragedy.But only for a moment.If there was one thing Mrs. Huber was known for,it was her ability to look on the bright side.
[ 本帖最后由 Jdelazar 于 2012-1-3 15:24 编辑 ]
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I was laid to rest on a Monday.
After the funeral,all the residents of Wisteria Lane came to pay their respects.
And as people do in this situation, they brought food.
Lynette Scavo brought fried chicken.
Lynette had a great family recipe for fried chicken.
Of course, she didn’t cook much as she was moving up the corporate ladder.
She didn’t have the time.
But when her doctor announced Lynette was pregnant, her husband Tom had an idea.
Why not quit your job? Kids do much better with stay-at-home mums; it was so much less stressful.
But this was not the case.
In fact, Lynette’s life had become so hectic she was now forced to get her chicken from a fast food restaurant.
Lynette would have appreciated the irony of it if she stopped to think about it,but she couldn’t. She didn’t have the time.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!Stop it, stop it, stop it. Stop it.
But Mom!
No, you are going to behave today.
I am not going to be humiliated in front of the entire neighborhood.
And, just so you know how serious I am...
What’s that?
Santa’s cell-phone number.
How’d you get that?
I know someone, who knows someone, who knows an elf.
And if anyone of you acts up, so help me, I will call Santa and tell him you want socks for Christmas.
You willing to risk that?
Uh-uh! (all shake their heads vehemently)
Okay.
Let’s get this over with.
[ 本帖最后由 Jdelazar 于 2012-1-3 15:38 编辑 ]
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Gabrielle Solis,who lives down the block, brought a spicy paella.
Since her modeling days in New York, Gabrielle had developed a taste for rich food and rich men.
Carlos, who worked in mergers and acquisitions, proposed on their third date.
Gabrielle was touched when tears welled up in his eyes.
But she soon discovered this happened every time Carlos closed a big deal.
Gabrielle liked her paella piping hot.
However, her relationship with her husband was considerably cooler.
If you talk to Al Mason at this thing, I want you to casually mention how much I paid for your necklace.
Why don’t I just pin the receipt to my chest?
He let me know how much he paid for his wife’s new convertible. Look, just work it into the conversation.
There’s no way I can just work that in, Carlos.
Why not? At the Donohue party, everyone was talking about mutual funds.
And you found a way to mention you slept with half the Yankee outfield.
I’m telling you, it came up in the context of the conversation.
Hey, people are starting to stare. Can you keep your voice down please?
(sigh) Absolutely. Wouldn’t want them to think we’re not happy.
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Bree Van De Kamp, who lives next door, brought baskets of muffins she baked from scratch. Bree was known for her cooking.
And for making her own clothes.And for doing her own gardening.And for reupholstering her own furniture.
Yes, Bree’s many talents were known throughout the neighborhood.
And everyone on Wisteria Lane thought of Bree as the perfect wife and mother.
Everyone, that is, except her own family.
Paul, Zachary.
Hello Mrs. Van De Kamp.
Bree, you shouldn’t have gone to all this trouble.
It was no trouble at all.
Now the basket with the red ribbon is filled with desserts for your guests.
But the one with the blue ribbon is just for you and Zachary.
It’s got rolls, muffins, breakfast type things.
Thank you.
Well, the least I could do is make sure you boys had a decent meal to look forward to in the morning.
I know you’re out of your minds with grief.
Yes, we are.
Of course, I will need the baskets back once you’re done. (smiling serenely)
Of course.
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Susan Meyer, who lives across the street, brought macaroni and cheese.
Her husband Carl always teased her about her macaroni, saying it was the only thing she knew how to cook, and she rarely made it well.
It was too salty the night she and Carl moved into their new house.
It was too watery the night she found lipstick on Carl’s shirt.
She burned it the night Carl told her he was leaving her for his secretary.
A year had passed since the divorce.
Susan was starting to think how nice it would be to have a man in her life, even one who would make fun of her cooking.
Mom, why would someone kill themselves?
Well, sometimes people are so unhappy they think it’s the only way they can solve their problems.
But Mrs. Young always seemed happy.
Yeah, sometimes people pretend to be one way on the outside and they’re totally different on the inside.
Oh you mean how Dad’s girlfriend is always smiling and says nice things but deep down you just know she’s a bitch.
I don’t like that word, Julie. But yeah, that’s a great example.
[ 本帖最后由 Jdelazar 于 2012-1-3 15:58 编辑 ]
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Hey, what’s going on?
Sorry I’m late.
Hi ,Susan!
Hey.
So? What did Carl say when you confronted him?
You’ll love this, he said it doesn’t mean anything, it was just sex.
Oh yes, page one of the philanderer’s handbook.
Yeah, and then he got this Zen look on his face, and he said,you know Susan, most men live lives of quiet desperation.
Please tell me you punched him.
No, I said, really? And what do most women lead, lives of noisy fulfillment?
Hmm.
Good for you.
I mean, of all people, did he have to bang his secretary? I had that woman over for brunch
It’s like my grandmother always said, an erect penis doesn’t have a conscience.
Even the limp ones aren’t that ethical
This is half the reason I joined the NRA. NRA: National Rifle Association 全国枪支协会
Well, when Rex started going to those medical conferences,
I wanted at the back of his mind that he had a loving wife at home, with a loaded Smith and Wesson.
Lynnie? Tom’s always away on business. Do you ever worry he might..?
Oh, please, the man’s gotten me pregnant three times in four years.
I wish he was having sex with someone else.
So Susan, is he going to stop seeing that woman?
I don’t know. I’m sorry you guys, I just... I just don’t know how I’m going to survive this.
Listen to me. We all have moments of desperation.
But if we can face them head on, that’s how we find out just how strong we really are.
[ 本帖最后由 Jdelazar 于 2012-1-3 16:06 编辑 ]
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Susan? Susan. I was just saying Paul wants us to go over on Friday.
He needs us to go through Mary Alice’s closet, and help pack up her things.
He says he can’t face doing it by himself.
Sure, that’s fine.
Are you ok?
Yeah. I’m just so angry.
If Mary Alice was having problems, she should have come to us; she should have let us help her.
What kind of problems could she have had?
She was healthy, had a great home, a nice family. Her life was… -
… our life.
No, if Mary Alice was having some sort of crisis, we’d have known.
She lives 50 feet away, for god’s sakes.
Gabby, the woman killed herself. Something must’ve been going on.
[ 本帖最后由 Jdelazar 于 2012-1-3 16:18 编辑 ]
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Oh, I wouldn’t eat that if I were you.
why?
I made it,trust me
Hey, hey, do you have a death wish?
-MIKE: No, I just refuse to believe that anybody can screw up macaroni and cheese.
Oh my god. How did you…
it tastes like it’s burnt and undercooked.
-SUSAN: Yeah, I get that a lot. Here you go.
-MIKE: Thanks. I’m Mike Delfino, I just rented out the Sim’s house next door.
-SUSAN: Susan Meyer, I live across the street.
-MIKE: Oh yeah, Mrs. Huber told me about you, said you illustrate children’s books
-SUSAN: Yeah I’m very big with the under 5 set. What do you do?
-MIKE: Plumber. So if you ever have a clog. Or something.
SUSAN: Now that everybody’s seen that I’ve brought something, I should probably just throw this out.
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LYNETTE: Ow! Ease up, you little vampire.
MRS. HUBER: Lynette! I've been looking all over for you.
LYNETTE: Oh.
MRS. HUBER:Are you aware of what your sons are doing?
SCAVO kids: Stop. Arrrggggh. Hah!
LYNETTE: What are you doing!? We are at a wake !
PRESTON: When we got here, you said we could go in the pool.
LYNETTE: I said you could go by the pool. Do you have your swimsuits on??
PORTER: Yeah, we put them on under our clothes just before we left.
LYNETTE: You three planned this?? Alright, that's it. Get out!
PORTER: No!
LYNETTE: No? I am your mother. You have to do what I say. Come on.
PRESTON: We wanna swim and you can't stop us.
LYNETTE: Here.
LYNETTE: Get out. Or I will get in this pool and just grab you, get out! Get over here. Get over here. Get back or I'll kill you. That's right, get over here. Go, go, go, ugh. Move it. Out. Get out. Paul. We have to leave now. Once again, I am so sorry for your loss. Go!
NARRATOR: Lynette shouldn't have been so concerned about my husband. He had other things on his mind. Things below the surface.
The morning after my funeral, my friends and neighbours quietly went back to their busy, busy lives. Some did their cooking. And some did their cleaning. And some did their yoga. Others did their homework.
JULIE: I'm Julie, I kicked my soccer ball into your backyard.
MIKE: Oh, OK. Well, let's go round and get it. Stay.
JULIE: His wife died a year ago, he wanted to stay in LA but there were too many memories. He's renting for tax purposes, but he's hoping to buy a place real soon.
SUSAN: I can't believe you went over there.
JULIE: Hey, I saw you both flirting at the wake. You're obviously into each other . Now that you know he's single, you can ask him out。
SUSAN: Julie, I like Mr. Delfino, I do. It's just, I don't know if I'm ready to start dating yet.
JULIE: Ugh, you need to get back out there. Come on. How long has it been since you're had sex? Are you mad that I asked you that?
SUSAN: No, I'm just trying to remember. I don't wanna talk to you about my love life anymore, it weirds me out.
JULIE: I wouldn't have said anything it's just?
SUSAN: What?
JULIE: I heard Dad's girlfriend asking if you'd dated anyone since the divorce, and Dad said he doubted it.And then they both laughed.
MIKE: Hey, Susan.
SUSAN: Hi Mike. I brought you a little housewarming gift. I probably should've brought something by earlier, but...
MIKE: Actually, you're the first in the neighbourhood to stop by.
SUSAN: Really?
NARRATOR: Susan knew she was lucky. An eligible bachelor had moved onto Wisteria Lane, and she was the first to find out. But she also knew that good news travels quickly.
EDIE: Hello there!
NARRATOR: Edie Britt was the most predatory divorcee in a 5 block radius. Her conquests were numerous.
NARRATOR: Varied?
NARRATOR: And legendary.
EDIE: Hi Susan, I hope I'm not interrupting. You must be Mike Delfino. Hi, I'm Edie. Britt. I live over there Welcome to Wisteria Lane.
- MARY ALICE: Susan had met the enemy, and she was a slut.
-MIKE: Thank you, what’s this?
-EDIE: Sausage Puttenesca. It’s just something I threw together.
-MIKE: Thanks, Edie. That’s great. Uh, I’d invite you both in, but I was sorta in the middle of something.
-SUSAN: Oh, I’m late for an appointment anyway.
-EDIE: Oh, no problem, I just wanted to say hi
-MARY ALICE :: And just like that, the race for Mike Delfino had begun. For a moment, Susan wondered if her rivalry with Edie would remain friendly.
-EDIE: Oh, Mike. I heard you’re a… plumber?
-MIKE: Yeah.
-EDIE: Do you think you could stop by later tonight and take a look at my pipes?
-MARY ALICE: But she was reminded that when it came to men? Women don’t fight fair.
-MIKE: Sure.
-EDIE: Thanks. Bye Susan.
[ 本帖最后由 Jdelazar 于 2012-1-3 19:30 编辑 ]
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