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跟你一个澳大利亚的、朋友联系有几年了。没有生意的往来， 就是单纯的朋友，他离过婚，现在又跟一个中国的女孩子结婚了。。一直想下手卖他一点什么东西，但仿佛一直找到什么彼此都有兴趣的项目，朋友现在就是朋友， 很好的朋友。 PS。 他也不是生意人来的，以下是我的邮件分享。极度散漫， 不知道幽默感怎么样，还请指正。。
正式的邮件是不会这样写的。
朋友邮件：
Hiya Bruce,
Been such a Longgg Time man, I know!! My Life is a BIG MeSS Recently!! Seriously miss you too man, but at the moment I got some Big issues affecting my Life... Like for example... I Gotta find a New Place to Live!! First we was Looking around to Buy a House, but in just 4 weeks Looking we Couldn't find Anything suitable within our financial Budget!! Wish I was Rich enough not to Care but at Least I do it all by myself without anybody's Help... You know those Housemates living with us?? Their RICH Mother Lend them 80,000aud to Help Start their Home Ownership!!! I was so Jealous Man, I think to myself that time!! "where is my Rich Mom to help me?? huh?" We also have a big falling out with our Housemates because they abuse our Rights for living "fairly & equally" Why you ask?? Answer because they Use 4 Xs Amount of Electricity, Water & Gas compared with "us"... Totally not fair, but we signed a Contract with them meaning Not sharing Bills...... So I guess we cheated ourselves... hmmm...
Anyway, Every Day I check 1 or 2 properties for RENTAL... It's depressing... Because you must show all I.D.s, Employer References, Previous Rental Receipts etc etc... then you gotta wait 4 or 5 days for some Good News or Bad News!!?? Most 3 bedroom houses below $300aud per week are just "dumps" = Rubbish... but I still gotta save into Next year 2011...
Man will you ever visit me in Australia one day?? You gotta come in the Summer then we can go Fishing Man!! I'll shout you all the Beers too buddy... You see I miss you too man... But soon my Baby's coming into the World...it's gonna be a Boy!!.. After I settle down into New Family Life, then I'm trying to come back to Yichang Late 2011... or Better SPRING Festival... Man I never Experience that Bro!!... I wish you will one day have a Nice Big HOTPOT & Tsingdao with me ok...
Oh yeah I share another story... My Mom & my sis are having a WAR with each other... Life sucks!! So I support my Mom, but Lost my sis because I hate her now days.... That's Life sometimes huh? hmmm....
Well I truly wish you sustenance and Good fortune, hope your Mom & Dad are doing fine too bro.... Sorry it's been too long, but I didn't really forget you buddy, Friends forever man no matter how far ok... bye for now and take care Bruce...
bye for now..
Hectic Life of Wayne....
以下是俺的答复：
Hey dude
Hey man, there you are sorry I was in rush yesterday ..
I thought you have already bought a house or some thing, and you're paying it off ,now it seems not...
but why ?? what the hell were you doing then >??/
And now dont' complain about your MOM.. we never complain our MOMS ..
they give birth to us . and they are selfishless and MOMS are the greatest human beings in the Galaxy .... if all these ETs ,martians and all other unknown creatures
allow me to say so...
com'n MY FRIEND , we are born this way, and we fight to survive ..
these 80000 aud guys , they never really know how money comes and they could lose it in a second .
and what they are doing is like buiding a skypecraper with crane with, cement, with THESE STUPID machinaries.
But what we are doing is like building a pyramid with our own hands, like in ancient time, or maybe we could get a horse or a cow with us, but that's all
or I could put it this way:
They are like Bush launching a continental missiles to Irap to rape Saddam. I doubt if he actually did that but likewise..
B-U-T what we are doing is like Genghis khan getting Europe On a pretty BIG Horse.
I mean what we are doing is amazing. start to realize it man !!! you've got to do that..
About the roomie thing ? what does the contract say ? you're gonna split the bills ?? 50-50% ??you're a good man and you're sweet but you're insane !!!!!!
Well, you might share things with your good buddies, you know, these strange fuckers, never !!
You might just wish to find a Bruce-like roomie, things are gonna be a hell of a lot better.
Anyway, Every Day I check 1 or 2 properties for RENTAL... It's depressing... Because you must show all I.D.s, Employer References, Previous Rental Receipts etc etc... then you gotta wait 4 or 5 days for some Good News or Bad News!!?? Most 3 bedroom houses below $300aud per week are just "dumps" = Rubbish... but I still gotta save into Next year 2011...
300 AUD for a week ? that's about ..1200 Aud for a month, that's about 5000 or 6000 RMB here ,,that's cute.
and you got youself in a dustbin with that money ? that's also cute..
Man will you ever visit me in Australia one day?? You gotta come in the Summer then we can go Fishing Man!! I'll shout you all the Beers too buddy... You see I miss you too man... But soon my Baby's coming into the World...it's gonna be a Boy!!.. After I settle down into New Family Life, then I'm trying to come back to Yichang Late 2011... or Better SPRING Festival... Man I never Experience that Bro!!... I wish you will one day have a Nice Big HOTPOT & Tsingdao with me ok
Now this is the greatest part of the story....you're becoming a dad... Yan's getting ya a baby .
OH this is huge ,,this is bigger than huge ..
You're the luckiest man in the world I am really happy for you... really...he’s gonna be a mix, half Chinese, half Australia. He’s gonna be one the cutiest guy in the whole world, I see how easily he sweeps girls off their feet…….
what is the name of the child ?? Bruce Washington ? we had a deal right ?
And fishing!!!!!! That’s my favorite thing, Damn !!!!
I am dying to go there fishing with ya .. seeing the beaches, surfing a little bit, enjoy the sea air, spot any naked chicks……
That’s becoming a dream and how to make it come ture is a problem ,but I am trying hard.
And hotpot beers,everything, so yummy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
we will try to make it happen, I will try.
Oh yeah I share another story... My Mom & my sis are having a WAR with each other... Life sucks!! So I support my Mom, but Lost my sis because I hate her now days.... That's Life sometimes huh? hmmm....
OH NO man you’re even bringing up your family story?? what do you think of me ??//??family psychologist ???
well yes I AM.
But frankly we can say nothing about this, some people are nice while some are just disgusting.
You think me nice right ?? someone may find me a jerk.. don’t’ worry too much man. relax.
Well I truly wish you sustenance and Good fortune, hope your Mom & Dad are doing fine too bro.... Sorry it's been too long, but I didn't really forget you buddy, Friends forever man no matter how far ok... bye for now and take care Bruce...
Thanks for your wishes, one day I would like to make you see them. they would be happy to see you...
And we are friends forever? people always say that but I would rather say maybe like another 50 years, and I am surely going to hell and I don’t where the hell you’re going……. HAHAHAHA．．．
That’s it man .. did my mail cheer you up somehow ????/
You take care my dearest friend..
…I wish you all the best, still for Yan and your baby-to-be
Regards
Bruce
[ 本帖最后由 Frank.Brown 于 2010-9-29 11:49 编辑 ]
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邮件交流，请勿留联系方式
另外，邮件这么长，要不是我，是没耐心看下去的
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哎。。伤心 随人懂啊
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太长了。。。 再好的幽默感，也没兴致欣赏。
不过，那个老外确实很搞（PS：我只看完了第一封 ）
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我也看完第一封。。。。
下面忒长， 不想看了。 估计只有你Dude 会看的。
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哎，只是感觉辛酸......
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是的啊。。
也许真的是 这样。。
就 像是friends 的剧本
给你读读也读不出幽默来。。
关键 身临其境的感觉。前后一些逻辑，还有其他的一些历史东西 。
很难说清楚啊。。
ANWAY ,THAT'S WHAT I WROTE . SOMEBODY LIKE ME .SOMEBODY NOT .
good luck every one of you
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幽默感怎么样? dude, not impressed. just show offs. You know what the cool thing you could do?
---- keep your personal correspondences private. PS, I also wonder if you have the consent from your friend to disclose his personal mail. I wish you do man. Have a good one.
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写的好长啊，谢谢分享啊
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很喜欢呵呵。我什么时候也能有这样一个老外朋友就好了
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Thanks dude ,...
But what makes you think that I am just showing off here ??
I didnt' tell his Address or Email address, or cellphone number, anything like that.
All I wanted is to a make a little fun out of my dailywork, it's kina boring you know.. sometimes., well, most of the time...
and it feels really good if there is someone out there to listen, to share your feelings.
we are not Email-sending machine, after all.
Anyway, I thank you for your suggestionm, seriously.
and probably I will not be showing these stuff here anymore..
[ 本帖最后由 teetotal007 于 2010-9-30 11:58 编辑 ]
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good for you....
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bro
your reply is too longggggggggggggg
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I don't know you are humorous or not, but one thing for sure, your English is quite good!!!
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